This electoral wisdom is brought to you by PJ O’Rourke.
All politicians are dumb. All politicians are thieves. Thus, on election day, vote against the incumbent. It’ll take the new guy some time to work out how to steal your money and who knows, there might be another election by then and you can vote the bum out before he gets it.
In this election Hillary is the Continuity Candidate, as close as there is to an incumbent.
Trump really doesn’t seem to know very much about how government works.
It’ll take Trump longer to work it out.
Thus you know what to do.
But there is a serious point to clear up here. Americans? What the Fuck? Seriously, what the fucking fuck? There’re 320 million of you and this pair is what the binary choice comes down to?
I’m 3,700 miles away and I’m staying here.