We need to discuss the political significance of emoji. Not just any emoji, but the worst emoji of all. That obnoxious, chortling little yellow dickhead – bulbous, cartoonish tears streaming down its face – which seems to have taken over social media in recent months.

No love, we do not need to discuss this. It is not important.

No, really.

And believe me, the article doesn’t get any better.

17 thoughts on “Whut?”

  1. Bloke in Costa Rica

    Imagine spending your days fretting about things like this. The poor woman’s life must be an unmitigated misery.

  2. Oh FFS. Just when you think that “journalism” is scraping the bottom of the barrel someone comes along with the article that demonstrates that not only is the barrel empty but they have scraped right through the bottom and are now scrabbling in the dirt beneath it.

  3. Thank goodness the Nazis only used death camps.

    Imagine the suffering they would have caused if they’d had access to emojis.

  4. Apparently emojis don’t work on here

    Praise be to jeebus.

    The only saving grace is that they’re not massive bandwidth hogs like GIFs substituting for video.

  5. “Thank goodness the Nazis only used death camps.

    Imagine the suffering they would have caused if they’d had access to emojis.”

    Haven’t you heard of the SS Emojigruppen which roamed behind the front lines in Russia, rounding up emotionally incontinent Twitter users and shipping them to death camps?

  6. “Apparently emojis don’t work on here”

    Uh-oh

    The SJWs will be all over this. How dare Timmy discriminate against emojis.

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