Judith Woods Cool or creepy? Mick Jagger welcomes eighth child – but late-life fatherhood shouldn’t be a badge of honour
It’s in premium so none of us can read what she actually says, at which point the only thing left is speculation.
Which is, no doubt, birds can’t have kids late in life because menopause, so men shouldn’t either. Plus, isn’t it creepy that old rich and famous men can still shag young pert birds?
OK, might dress it up a little with not being able to be there for the the nativity plays or summat but that’ll be the core of it.