It can be as long as a finger in a monkey. In the walrus, it can be two feet long. But the human male has lost it completely. And researchers are a little stumped.
Known as the baculum to scientists with an interest, the penis bone is a marvel of evolution.
Just a translation issue here. As we know, men and women have the same number of ribs. Thus the taking of Adam’s rib to make Eve isn’t quite right. It was, of course, the baculum.
Which explains why we spend so much effort chasing pussy of course. We just want to be reunited with our missing dick bone. Further, this also forbids any female complaints about floppiness at crucial moments. For the only reason that floppiness is possible is the reason you exist m’dear.
My story and I’m sticking with it.