What optimism for the New Year!

Barricade your uterus

Lindy West worries that her uterus might be used for something or other. That’s optimistic, isn’t it?

24 thoughts on “What optimism for the New Year!”

  1. “Perhaps the close of every year feels this borderline apocalyptic, and we simply lose perspective each time”

    Hmmmmm, perhaps.

  2. “Perhaps the close of every year feels this borderline apocalyptic, and we simply lose perspective each time”

    We may laugh, but assuming for a moment these people are actually sincere, it must be horrible to live like this.

    Can you imagine being that negative about everything?

  3. @Cynic, well it seems a Guardian gig is less awful than some minimum wage McJob, so not much sympathy. And I suspect she quite enjoys playing the hero in the movie playing I’m her head.

    I laugh as mental hygiene, to avoid memetic infection.

  4. What vile cockrot the bitch writes.

    She seems to have been peddling the same poison all through the Scrawney Jug-Eared Cunts reign as well judging from the titles of her past end-of-year morale-boosters.

    “I wrote this on December 31, 2012 and found it weirdly comforting.”

    Likely the only kind of comfort available to middle-class Marxist stooges. 25 years in a socialist labour camp might give the dozy cow something real to whine about in her annual address. Except that the guards would beat her to death if they found any Samizdat she had written.

    Likely she would be an informer anyway.

    “Life is really, really hard and surprising.”

    Give us a break you whining bitch.

    “Here’s what has happened to me over (approximately) the past year: I moved to a different state, then back again;”

    Good job you didn’t need a soviet style internal passport then isn’t it? I don’t think they accepted suspicious moves on the grounds of “Dozy bitch with whims”

    ” I quit a beloved longterm job and started a bigger, scarier job; ”

    Doesn’t everybody? Errr….No. Millions are doing shite jobs and would just love a “beloved” long-term job. No bet on whether both jobs were all about leftist agitation tho’. There never seems to be a shortage of such paid activity for middle-class left-skunks.

    “I went through a soul-shredding break-up”

    Implies you have a soul.

    “and a complicated make-up;”

    From the look of her that is true at least.

    ” I got check-frauded for $800,000 (lol – flattering!); I turned 30;”

    She has 800 grand hanging around –at age 30–with zero talent save leftist whining? What a brutal circs life has forced on this poor woman.

    ” I acquired children;”

    ????–Abuduction?

    “my dad died;”

    He must have been sorry to miss the rest of the drama.

    ” my aunt died; my dog died;”

    Sorry about the dog.

    ” my tooth died;”

    It had probably had enough of listening to what was coming out of your gob.

    ” and every day, during all of that, a bunch of anonymous dickheads told me I was a fat bitch on the internet.”

    You are NOT just a fat bitch.

    You are a fat, well-off, middle-class bitch who spends her life spewing propaganda ( very poor stuff fortunately) on behalf of a death-cult that has brutally murdered 150 million of your fellow human-beings. There is no Circle of Hell deep or nasty enough for you.

    ” So, sure, maybe in January 2012 I promised myself I was going to run a 10k this year or whatever, but at this point, WHOOOOO CAAAAARES. Sometimes life gets in the way of our life goals. Sometimes the worst year is also the best year.”

    I’m sure the Gulags were full of people to share your sentiment.

    I hope your pathetic life picks up a bit while your poisonous politics plunges ever deeper into the satanic shitter.

  5. Anyway, I think her uterus is fairly safe. This reads like an article on one of those militia groups in Montana preparing for giant lizards coming to kidnap them for their organs.

  6. The blog’s legends are on fine form today! Rob, I thought that as well – brilliant! Lindy West joins ‘The Alt right’…..

  7. Lindy – 4. Subscribe to newspapers, using money
    Experienced, paid investigative journalists may just save us all. Pay for your news so the news can stay in business. But also, read critically. Hold editorial boards accountable. Demand diverse newsrooms. Participate in what you consume.

    Gimme money, MOAR money. I’m sticking with Tim’s blog love, and look I’m participating in it.

  8. So Much For Subtlety

    Lindy West worries that her uterus might be used for something or other.

    JD Sports warehouse is always looking for more storage space, or so I hear.

  9. Cynic,

    > it must be horrible to live like this

    She has to believe it to be able to write this stuff. If she chilled out, the article would be boring. Besides, we enjoy watching idiots make fools of themselves: whether on reality TV shows, on radio phone-ins, or in the Guardian. We’re attuned to spot fakes a mile off, so sincerity is essential.

  10. This reads like an article on one of those militia groups in Montana preparing for giant lizards coming to kidnap them for their organs.

    Their mindset and Lindy’s mindset are really all that far apart… More a matter of style rather than substance.

  11. “Can you imagine being that negative about everything?”

    Their negativity is largely a pose, a display: it leaves them feeling superior, because it shows they care and they understand, while evil rightists eat babies, destroy the environment, persecute minorities, increase inequality….cont’d p94.

  12. Bloke in Costa Rica

    I don’t know if she needs to barricade her uterus but from the look of her you’d probably need to strap a plank across your arse to avoid falling in.

  13. “Take a gander at a picture of her husband and you’ll understand just how unnecessary a barricade would be on Lindy, irrespective of her looks.”

    Its laughable isn’t it. The bloke is a screaming Bertie.

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