My problem with getting a blowjob from that sort of woman – apart from having to wait in line – is that I don’t know where her mouth has been. Or is it hasn’t been?
Cynic
Metro seems to have a theme running. I’m going to stop reading it after this one:
My thoughts: exposing genitals to temperatures of –160 C for 30 minutes may/will cause severe frostbite and necrosis requiring amputation of the frozen body parts.
Admit it, Timmy. You only went to the Metro this morning to read this, didn’t you?:
http://metro.co.uk/2017/02/20/woman-who-vowed-to-give-19419507-blowjobs-is-coming-to-the-uk-6460050/
Lessee…..I’m not in hte UK so it doesn’t affect me anyway and I picked the headline off Google News….
Meanwhile this gives me hope I’ll one day break the two-minute mark, all I need is more pies:
http://metro.co.uk/2017/02/22/obese-men-last-1-minute-and-30-seconds-longer-in-bed-heres-why-6464589/#mv-b
Illiterate’s
Two minute mark? Is everyday Valentine’s Day round your way?
Damn right. My missus can’t get enough. Literally.
It could be (almost) correct:
(The) Burka IS banned becomes
Burka’s banned
Cauliflowers’ being delicious, one should eat many over the winter.
Coz “being” is a verbal noun.
Cynic –
My testing has indicated the study in question is badly flawed.
My problem with getting a blowjob from that sort of woman – apart from having to wait in line – is that I don’t know where her mouth has been. Or is it hasn’t been?
Metro seems to have a theme running. I’m going to stop reading it after this one:
http://metro.co.uk/2017/02/18/please-dont-freeze-your-penis-or-vagina-to-have-better-sex-6456501/
WTF?
@Cynic
My thoughts: exposing genitals to temperatures of –160 C for 30 minutes may/will cause severe frostbite and necrosis requiring amputation of the frozen body parts.