And that’s why straight bananas are a reason to leave the EU. Not because this is anything about straight or bendy bananas it’s because we’re being taken over by the anal retentives, those who gain near sexual pleasure from the criminalisation of routine activity, the bansturbators.
That the banana industry has an internally agreed standard for what is a Class 1 banana is just fine, most useful in fact. A legal and economic regime which makes selling a bendy banana for human consumption a criminal offence is something to be escaped at the first opportunity. And I do say this as someone who really has written one such industry standard. Make it a criminal offence to violate my reading of how scandium transactions take place? That’s almost as absurd as trying to make one country out of 28 that have spent the last 1,500 years fighting each other, isn’t it?