Why is it that non-native speakers of our language can get it so wondrously right?

One can only hope she enjoys the rasp of the tuberous tongue on her dainty McButtock

11 thoughts on “Sigh”

  1. The Inimitable Steve

    I salute the Meissen Bison, and humbly suggest he release an erotic novella titled 50 Shades of Gnasher.

  2. Gentlemen, please bow in the presence of that mythical beastie, the cultured American. It’s even possible that Dennis has read Puckoon.

  3. Maritime Barbarian

    My Fair Lady featured Professor Higgins with:
    “Her English is so good, he said, which clearly indicates that she is foreign”.

    Complaining that we aren’t taught grammar properly. May be worse now.

  4. The Inimitable Stevesaid:
    “I salute the Meissen Bison, and humbly suggest he release an erotic novella”

    He? For some reason I always thought The Meissen Bison was female.

    Bloody good work whichever.

  5. If I find you in my manor I’ll do more than make you blush, yer cloggy nincompoop. Set me water bailiff in yer, so I shall.

  6. Gentlemen, please bow in the presence of that mythical beastie, the cultured American. It’s even possible that Dennis has read Puckoon.

    Puckoon sits between Cold Comfort Farm and about 25 volumes of Wodehouse on the bookshelf. I can take or leave the British, but I do like their soccer, museums and humor.

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