What? No, don’t bother scrubbing her, leave my tent unsullied

When Eleanor Tomlinson made her first red carpet appearance at the Deauville Film Festival in 2006, she was 14 years old and looked every inch the gawky schoolgirl, with her hair its natural dirty blonde and her teeth in traintrack braces.
A decade on, at this weekend’s Baftas, she’s been transformed into a veritable goddess. Her hair is now flaming red — dyed for her role as Demelza in the BBC’s Poldark — while her striking red-carpet look is the work of stylist Nisha Grewal.

Whatever the perkiness of those norks not a natural redhead kills the deal I’m afraid. She’ll have to go find some other sugar daddy.

14 thoughts on “What? No, don’t bother scrubbing her, leave my tent unsullied”

  1. So Much For Subtlety

    Whatever the perkiness of those norks not a natural redhead kills the deal I’m afraid.

    So. You are not saying that she would have got the full bath-before-bikini treatment when she was 14, right?

    Eleanor’s sparkling Follies Strass glitter Christian Louboutin heels were almost hidden by her gown, but flashed like diamonds as she held up her train to walk the red carpet.

    The £795 shoes have a vertiginous 4in heel — perfect for making even larger feet look dainty.

    £795? I don’t know whether to be appalled or elated.

  3. Mr Ecks

    She’s made you an offer has she Tim?

    Has she hellaslike.

    Still she might be worth big money so long as she understood that ease and conviviality were part of the deal as well as bodily access.

  4. So Much For Subtlety

    What is with Poldark and the Mail? I assume that it is just the lower Middle Class version of Pride and Prejudice. But with more rape-i-ness. Because that is what women want in a piece of trash.

    Her hairstylist on Sunday was Dayaruci — an outspoken Buddhist who has worked with everyone from Nicole Scherzinger and Kim Kardashian to the models for Marks & Spencer advertising campaigns.

    And it looks like they squeezed in an advert for Zoolander III

  6. BraveFart

    I’m disappointed that she did not appear to have suffered the notorious “wardrobe malfunction” which the Mail is so fond of pointing out.

  8. Nemo

    The £795 shoes have a vertiginous 4in heel — perfect for making even larger feet look dainty.

    Is that a backhand way of saying she’s a bit of a hobbit?

  9. Mark T

    cruising the sidebar of shame of a morning looking for anything Ginger ‘flaunting their curves’ are we Tim?

  15. DocBud

    MrsBud into her mid-fifties, still her natural, golden red hair shimmers in the sun, not a hint of grey. Still staring at her hair gets me horny. There is nothing like the real thing.

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