Frenchmen are weird

Scottish law student left in shock after Parisian landlord offers her free accommodation in return for letting him lick her FEET before sending her a snap of his chastity belt

??

Feet, that’s what you think of, isn’t it?

 

Definitely. Feet.

17 thoughts on “Frenchmen are weird”

  1. I see she’s in training so that when she qualifies she can get some bloke sacked for looking at her, er, feet.

  2. Free accommodation in return for him occasionally giving her feet a tongue bath? That sounds like a very cushy number. If she plays her cards right she might be able to more out of him as well.

  3. I can see why she’d be shocked that she’s been objectified. Both of her.

    (Also- and I feel a cad for mentioning this- did she give them that picture to use? Because if she didn’t, and she didn’t guess the line of comments that would arise, I would suggest she’s not smart enough for law. If she did, and she’s earned enough out of the story to not have a pervert as a landlord, I’d recommend she go for the bar early. She’s more than smart enough)

  4. I don’t get why certain women wear clothes that chuck their boobs out and draw attention to them, then complain that people’s attention is being drawn to their boobs.

  5. Surely the article should be about Scottish Law student arrested for illegally importing haggis says “Hiding something in plain view’ is supposed to work.

  6. Anon, women wear/do things to get attention, then complain as a means of telling everyone that they have succeeded.

  7. Is that what the French have come to now?

    In the supposed City of Romance a Frenchman has to beg some very marginal Scotswoman to let him lick her feet?
    Alright she has substantial assets but otherwise looks like a young Lorraine Kelly FFS.

  8. “I don’t get why certain women wear clothes that chuck their boobs out and draw attention to them, then complain that people’s attention is being drawn to their boobs”

    Such women are competing with other women – ‘my tits and/or outfit are better than yours!’ Fashion is not about attracting men: it’s about establishing who is the alpha female. When men ogle the revealed cleavage or whatever, they are just an annoying disruption to inter-female competition. Cue outrage: he’s talking to my chest! Unless, of course, she’s ovulating…

  9. Big tits don’t count if the woman they are attached to is fat. Its like saying your house stays warm all winter, while living in the Bahamas.

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