For I have a new theory, one uncoloured by any knowledge, theory or even sense, but it is mine and candidly there must be a technical college out there who would pay me as a senior lecturer to tell everyone that I’m a professor.
People who drink alcohol every day are less likely to get dementia, according to a new study
That theory being that there’s a certain amount of befuddlement in every life. Those who don’t get their ration after 8 pm every night from the sauce get it as a block in their golden years.
A professorship please. Don’t worry, I’ll not do something so gauche as teach anyone. I shall just apply for more grants.