How many Rio Ferdinands are there?

Rio Ferdinand ready to enter boxing ring – the experts have their say on former footballers’ switch

10 thoughts on “How many Rio Ferdinands are there?”

  1. Yer not wiv it Tim.

    Fink about yer Arsenals and yer Chelseas.

    They’ll need yer Ferninands and yer Beckhams.

    And yer Schmeichels (wait…uh…’ang on?).

  2. I believe it’s the case that

    There’s only one Rio Ferdinand!
    One Rio Ferdinand!
    One Rio Feeeerrrdinand!
    There’s only one Rio Ferdinand!

  3. Poor subbing to the side–“Rio Ferdinand ready to enter boxing ring “–what’s he going to do there ? Sweep it up?

  4. Knowing Me, Knowing Steve

    Maybe “Rio Ferdinand” is a codename like “James Bond” in Casino Royale, except every RF is a racist half-caste.

  5. @TomJ

    That’s racist.

    Yes, I know it doesn’t feature any racism, but it’s changed by football crowds, and thus in context, must be racist.

    Report yourself for re-education.

  6. RF is known as “camel-gob” amongst some City fans. Personally, I’d pay good money to see him get battered in the boxing ring.

  7. Blinkin’ flip Tim,

    19 September:

    So, the Nazi punched out in Seattle. Someone’s going to jail, right?

    But it is also legally going about ones’ personal business and as such merits the full protection of the law.

    20 September:

    How many Rio Ferdinands are there?

    Rio Ferdinand ready to enter boxing ring – the experts have their say on former footballers’ switch

    Should I expect an apostrophised punch?

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