Quite right too!

Couple who had sex at the counter of a Domino’s pizza shop face PRISON after court sees 18-minute CCTV footage of their ‘obscene and disgusting act’

18 minutes? That’s six times which is too much even for a Dominos.

8 thoughts on “Quite right too!”

  1. Reminds me of Red Dwarf:

    “Yvonne McGruder. A single, brief, liaison with the ship’s female boxing champion. March the sixteenth, seven thirty one PM to seven forty three PM.. . . Twelve minutes. And that includes the time it took to eat the pizza.”
    -Arnold Rimmer

  2. Well, good to see the police, courts and jails have time for a couple of chavs fucking in a Domino’s while adults, mostly pissheads, were present.

    Meanwhile, my sister-in-law had to wait a week for police to collect evidence from CCTV cameras after her house was broken into and no doubt the robbers will get community service or a suspended sentence.

  3. ‘They have not been brazen in their actions.’

    One wonders just what Mr McLaughlin considers to be brazen. Who knew lawyers had such exciting sex lives?

  4. JuliaM – “Who knew lawyers had such exciting sex lives?”

    Anyone who regularly commutes through Waterloo? I notice that a substantially similar sexual act did not end in a prison sentence when the better educated did it.

    In the meantime I am moderately surprised that she is actually quite fit. Not a fat slag at all. Still she does know how to pick them:

    He was charged with grievous bodily harm with intent and two counts of assault in November 2015 after a fight outside a pub.

    And she does not appear the brightest bulb in the pack:

    Speaking after the video went viral in February, Hirst said: ‘I’m very opened-minded about sex and public places – I love the thrill you may get caught.

    ‘But obviously I never thought we’d get caught like this and end up all over the internet.’

    Well yes. I wonder – would pointing out the contradiction between those two sentences amount to cruelty to a dumb animal?

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