This is nothing

A Florida politician hoping to be elected to Congress in next year’s election has claimed that she was abducted by aliens.

Bettina Rodriguez Aguilera, 59, a Republican former member of Miami’s city council, said that she was taken by extra-terrestrials when she was seven.

Given what some in Congress already believe this would make the place saner. And it’s true, there’re a lot of nutters in the country who believe this very thing and they too deserve representation.

20 thoughts on “This is nothing”

  1. Bloke no Longer in Austria

    No less ludicrous than believing in Global Warming.

    Did she have an anal probe, I wonder ?

  2. Can we call the aliens and get them to abduct the lot of them? Permanently? Current members included.

    The anal probe is too good for them though, needs to be something more creative.

  3. 7 you say, oh dear. That is what happens when you catch your mothers lover wearing a gimp suit and you are put in the cupboard under the stairs

  4. So Much For Subtlety

    Bloke no Longer in Austria – “Did she have an anal probe, I wonder ?”

    Let’s hope not. As pretty much everything involving probing the anus has ceased to be an interesting if baroque life style choice and become an officially enforced Identity that we must agree with at all times or face sanctions.

    Personally I don’t want to be arrested if I meet someone and I do not agree that they have been anally probed by Greys.

    (And in passing isn’t it nice that the police can spare the time to look into insults on Facebook but not ordinary boring things like people breaking into my home?)

  5. Has Rocco not seen the potential here for a new porn genre–“woman (politician?) forced by aliens”.

    A shame Killery is just too old and rancid for a lookalike stand-in. Although it might be a first for Rocco –recruiting his star from an old folks home.

  6. SMFS – watch the film ‘Paul’.
    Has an alien, not interested in anal probing. And a beautiful role for Sigourney Weaver.

  7. SMFS – The coppers are rapidly losing the confidence of the public. Not helped by the politicisation of the upper ranks.

    I do see the attraction of sitting at your desk, eating doughnuts, browsing Facebook for ‘insults’ (or pictures of toy guns if in Scotland), sending an email to Facebook to get the personal details of the perp and then arresting/prosecuting them.

    Your burglary will require leaving the station to come and look for evidence. Going to the local sink hole estate (or gypsy camp) to find drug/drink addled light fingered twat, arresting/prosecuting them only for the out-of-touch lefty SJW beak on the bench to let them go with a slap on the wrist.

  8. So Much For Subtlety

    John Fembup – “Returned her, eh?”

    Because the Left is always telling us marriage equality is supposed to get illegal alien anal probers to settle down and become boring middle class people.

    She is a victim of the pervasive homophobia of modern Western society that makes anal probing short, temporary and emotionally disconnected. If only Bill Clinton had allowed them to love themselves!

  9. Our Town Council had a member who claimed his mother was an alien and he was having an affair with an alien and fathered alien children.

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