Do we, however uncomfortable the thought, think Alex Salmond has sex?

Alex Salmond allegedly ‘touched woman’s bum and breasts when he was first minister’

For if we do think he has sex that’s a fairly uncontroversial action really.

12 thoughts on “Do we, however uncomfortable the thought, think Alex Salmond has sex?”

  1. Bloke no Longer in Austria

    Depends whose, dunnit.

    I mean if it was Wee Jimmie Krankie, he might just need counselling rather than prosecution.

  2. Mrs Salmond is 81. I think he married her when she was 43 and his boss and he was 28. Best not to delve too deeply into issues such as these….

  3. To my mind, the only example of reproduction mechanics more repellent than Salmond fornicating is the method used by the Alien

  4. It is a truth universally acknowledged that a flirtatious feminist without a fortune must be in want of a pay-out.

  5. Bloke in North Dorset

    BniC

    “Funny how they don’t like the new rules when they are applied to themselves isn’t it”

    Indeed. When I’ve stopped laughing I might find time for some Schadenfreude.

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