A married couple who had been trying to conceive for four years were told they had mistakenly been having anal sex all this time.
And, well, no, not really.
While asking about the wife’s medical history during visit, Doctor Liu was told that the couple had sex regularly. The wife also revealed that the experience was ‘unusually painful’ for her every time, but she suffered through it in the hope of becoming pregnant.
The woman’s symptoms led Doctor Liu to believe that she may have had some sort of gynaecological disease. But following an examination, the wife was revealed to be a virgin. Doctor Liu then inspected the woman’s anus and discovered that she ‘could fit three fingers’ inside.
No, that’s not how an arse works, is it? Wouldn’t keep the food in if it did.
Shaggy dog story just usefully allotted to somewhere far away…..