Flow of Danish sperm into the UK could be slowed by no-deal Brexit
They might have to build longships again or summat but I’m really very sure they managed to export it to us before the EU was thought of.
Flow of Danish sperm into the UK could be slowed by no-deal Brexit
They might have to build longships again or summat but I’m really very sure they managed to export it to us before the EU was thought of.
But [X] is AT RISK from a No-Deal Brexit!
As stupid as the remainiacs are they must realise that the horseshit they are peddling is a string of own goals.
It’s amazing the weird anti stuff that is coming out now that No-Deal is starting to look more likely. Danish sperm is rather scraping the bottom of the barrel there (cue a hazily remembered childhood smutty story). Of course if the govt hadn’t introduced such an obviously crass ‘right to know your sperm-father’ rule for donors here then there would be little need for Danes.
ps The Name & email fields no longer seem to be remembered (Chromium v68 on Linux) so I have to add them every post:(
They’re a lot of wankers in Denmark, then? Is this the proof we needed?
“Flow of Danish sperm into the UK could be slowed”
Back down to a teaspoon a time?
Shurely the Guardian will be able to inform us of the likely tariff that must be imposed? £1,000 a
litrepint?What about the EU standards? Number of swimmers? Motility rates? Criminal prosecutions for the unlicensed wearers of tighty whities?
You have to import sperm?
Dennis – the leading exporters of man milk are the US and Denmark. Ricardo would be proud.
I dunno what the domestic British jizz industry was like prior to the 2005 decision to remove the donor’s right to anonymity, but it probably had an enflaccinating effect on big-hearted wankers, because everyone can see what’s coming next from the feminist bright ideas factory: child support payments and/or inheritance rights.
I dunno what the domestic British jizz industry was like prior to the 2005 decision to remove the donor’s right to anonymity, but it probably had an enflaccinating effect on big-hearted wankers, because everyone can see what’s coming next from the feminist bright ideas factory: child support payments and/or inheritance rights.
That makes sense.
I just figured with Ritchie being in Ely and all…
It is obvious to me that there is an informal competition amongst newspaper editors to print the daftest no-deal stories. The one that gets blogged and retweeted most wins.
Or is it a cabal of Danish hackers trying to undermine brexit? The sperm and the bacon story both have a Danish link.
Denmark’s a long way from the UK, so how are the sperm transported across such a vast expanse of water – do they use seamen?
“The sperm and the bacon story both have a Danish link.”
First spotter of a story about iced cinnamon pastries gets a years subscription to the Guardian?
BF; sømand pletter?
“ps The Name & email fields no longer seem to be remembered (Chromium v68 on Linux) so I have to add them every post:(“
Nor on latest Safari or older IE11. Major pain in the arse (feck!) and discouragement from commenting.
@Tractor Gent and PJF
Still works all right on Firefox 61.02 (Mac). Might be worth trying Firefox on your machines.
Gangbang porn. I’m sure Ben Dover could help out with a few donors, and you get paid for your efforts too.
Would this issue arise due to the cessation of free movement of goods or people?
Flow of Danish Sperm would make a good name for a death metal band.