Which is the better headline?

Falling bear critically injures U.S. Army Alaska soldier

Or:

Hunter fighting for life after bear he shot lands on him

16 thoughts on “Which is the better headline?”

  1. Man kills. Bear dies. Earth cries. This is symptomatic of why white men are evil and why strong powerful women should be in charge of everything.

  2. Dead bear bounces back.
    or, for those who are old enough to remember:
    “He’s dead but he won’t lie down.”

  3. Well, he shot that bear for a trophy and got what he asked for. Hope he recovers and hope, upon reflection, he’s happy with his choices.

    The only reason to shoot a bear is if it is trying to make a trophy out of you.

  4. I’d go with “Canada discovers new invasive species. Dropbears now confirmed. Australians: “Told you….” “

  5. I’d go with “Canada discovers new invasive species. Dropbears now confirmed. Australians: “Told you….” “

    LOL!

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