Which is the better headline?October 1, 2018 Tim WorstallNewspaper Watch16 CommentsFalling bear critically injures U.S. Army Alaska soldier Or: Hunter fighting for life after bear he shot lands on him previousThe more difficult they say it is the less we should do itnext1 in 30 million chance of smartphone causing domestic row 16 thoughts on “Which is the better headline?” Pcar October 1, 2018 at 6:43 pm Dead bear attempts to kill hunter <a href='http://secure.echion.co.uk/www/delivery/ck.php?n=a39438cf&cb=INSERT_RANDOM_NUMBER_HERE' target='_blank'><img src='https://secure.echion.co.uk/www/delivery/avw.php?zoneid=2&cb=INSERT_RANDOM_NUMBER_HERE&n=a39438cf' border='0' alt='' /></a> Gamecock October 1, 2018 at 6:55 pm They gave it back: ‘Nearly 1,500 brown bears are hunted each year in the state.’ BniC October 1, 2018 at 7:03 pm Zombie bear attacks soldier….winter is coming dearieme October 1, 2018 at 7:41 pm Bear-kd Alaska. AndrewC October 1, 2018 at 7:46 pm Man kills. Bear dies. Earth cries. This is symptomatic of why white men are evil and why strong powerful women should be in charge of everything. <a href='http://secure.echion.co.uk/www/delivery/ck.php?n=a39438cf&cb=INSERT_RANDOM_NUMBER_HERE' target='_blank'><img src='https://secure.echion.co.uk/www/delivery/avw.php?zoneid=2&cb=INSERT_RANDOM_NUMBER_HERE&n=a39438cf' border='0' alt='' /></a> Surreptitious Evil October 1, 2018 at 8:28 pm Drop bears. Gaia’s revenge. I sneeze in threes October 1, 2018 at 8:50 pm BearExit not going to plan. john 77 October 1, 2018 at 9:01 pm Dead bear bounces back. or, for those who are old enough to remember: “He’s dead but he won’t lie down.” Agammamon October 1, 2018 at 10:06 pm Drop bears in ALASKA!? They’ve escaped the Island! Its Jurassic World for real this time! Dennis the Peasant October 1, 2018 at 10:09 pm Well, he shot that bear for a trophy and got what he asked for. Hope he recovers and hope, upon reflection, he’s happy with his choices. The only reason to shoot a bear is if it is trying to make a trophy out of you. <a href='http://secure.echion.co.uk/www/delivery/ck.php?n=a39438cf&cb=INSERT_RANDOM_NUMBER_HERE' target='_blank'><img src='https://secure.echion.co.uk/www/delivery/avw.php?zoneid=2&cb=INSERT_RANDOM_NUMBER_HERE&n=a39438cf' border='0' alt='' /></a> Gamecock October 1, 2018 at 10:16 pm “He’s dead, Jim.” Grumblin October 1, 2018 at 11:41 pm I’d go with “Canada discovers new invasive species. Dropbears now confirmed. Australians: “Told you….” “ Flubber October 2, 2018 at 1:40 am I’d go with “Canada discovers new invasive species. Dropbears now confirmed. Australians: “Told you….” “ LOL! JuliaM October 2, 2018 at 7:56 am It fell so fast he couldn’t avoid it? Matt October 2, 2018 at 8:57 am New twist to 2nd amendment: the right to arm bears <a href='http://secure.echion.co.uk/www/delivery/ck.php?n=a39438cf&cb=INSERT_RANDOM_NUMBER_HERE' target='_blank'><img src='https://secure.echion.co.uk/www/delivery/avw.php?zoneid=2&cb=INSERT_RANDOM_NUMBER_HERE&n=a39438cf' border='0' alt='' /></a> Gunker October 2, 2018 at 11:01 am @matt wins the internet Leave a Reply Cancel replyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Name * Email * Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment.
Gamecock October 1, 2018 at 6:55 pm They gave it back: ‘Nearly 1,500 brown bears are hunted each year in the state.’
AndrewC October 1, 2018 at 7:46 pm Man kills. Bear dies. Earth cries. This is symptomatic of why white men are evil and why strong powerful women should be in charge of everything.
john 77 October 1, 2018 at 9:01 pm Dead bear bounces back. or, for those who are old enough to remember: “He’s dead but he won’t lie down.”
Agammamon October 1, 2018 at 10:06 pm Drop bears in ALASKA!? They’ve escaped the Island! Its Jurassic World for real this time!
Dennis the Peasant October 1, 2018 at 10:09 pm Well, he shot that bear for a trophy and got what he asked for. Hope he recovers and hope, upon reflection, he’s happy with his choices. The only reason to shoot a bear is if it is trying to make a trophy out of you.
Grumblin October 1, 2018 at 11:41 pm I’d go with “Canada discovers new invasive species. Dropbears now confirmed. Australians: “Told you….” “
Flubber October 2, 2018 at 1:40 am I’d go with “Canada discovers new invasive species. Dropbears now confirmed. Australians: “Told you….” “ LOL!
Dead bear attempts to kill hunter
They gave it back:
‘Nearly 1,500 brown bears are hunted each year in the state.’
Zombie bear attacks soldier….winter is coming
Bear-kd Alaska.
Man kills. Bear dies. Earth cries. This is symptomatic of why white men are evil and why strong powerful women should be in charge of everything.
Drop bears. Gaia’s revenge.
BearExit not going to plan.
Dead bear bounces back.
or, for those who are old enough to remember:
“He’s dead but he won’t lie down.”
Drop bears in ALASKA!?
They’ve escaped the Island! Its Jurassic World for real this time!
Well, he shot that bear for a trophy and got what he asked for. Hope he recovers and hope, upon reflection, he’s happy with his choices.
The only reason to shoot a bear is if it is trying to make a trophy out of you.
“He’s dead, Jim.”
I’d go with “Canada discovers new invasive species. Dropbears now confirmed. Australians: “Told you….” “
I’d go with “Canada discovers new invasive species. Dropbears now confirmed. Australians: “Told you….” “
LOL!
It fell so fast he couldn’t avoid it?
New twist to 2nd amendment: the right to arm bears
@matt wins the internet