Duchess of Sussex writes messages of support on bananas for sex workers
Yes, I know, they’re bananas, cheap and healthy fruit to go into care boxes for those out on the streets.
But still. Bananas. Sex workers. Tee hee.
The Duchess, who visited a charity which helps women break free from sex work, homelessness and addiction, resolved to send a personal, handwritten message to those in need.
During a tour of the kitchen at One25, a charity in Bristol, she was seized with inspiration, asking for a felt tipped pen to draw hearts and notes, including the words: “You are strong”, “You are loved”, “You are brave”, “You are special”.
That’s just ludicrous of course.
Sussex, Is that a fifty-ninth gender?
More supportive than, “you’re a scrubber”, “you’re a fat cow” or , “Trap a royal” I suppose.
It’s what you get when you marry beneath you!
🙂
And why are they on the streets, asks the Duchess? Because the police keep shutting down cleaner, warmer, safer brothels, answered nobody.
@BiND,
Cleaner, warmer, safer – and tax-paying – brothels, one hopes. Of course the decor may leave a lot to be desired.
Silly cow.
“Bananas. Sex workers. Tee hee.”
It’s Mars bars.
Know your history.
Brilliant by BiND.
I wonder what the Queen thinks of these moments of ‘inspiration’?
Any aubergines going into those boxes? Or parsley?
polidoriredux,
The Mars bar story has been pretty much debunked as a myth. Police and media lying to blacken someone they didn’t like – hard to believe, I know.
@JS. Pity. I’ve always thought of the younger Mariane’s snatch as I tucked into a Mars bar from that day to this.
Tom, what’s a teenage(d) lad doing in you?
Dim luvvy does something dim: not much of a story – but the schoolboyish dirty laugh saves the day.
JS
“The Mars bar story has been pretty much debunked as a myth.”
The missus and I believed it at the time.