A Sudanese shepherd granted asylum in the UK has claimed that “immorality” in Newcastle encouraged him to sexually assault a man in the city centre.
Zain Osman, 25, who arrived in the country on a lorry, thrust his hands down the victim’s trousers and tried to force him to perform oral sex on him in the street.
Not that you’d want a blow job from a ruminant really. Not more than once at least.
Update, there might be a more unkind way to tell this story. Attempted sex with a Geordie? Jeez, he must have been drunk.