From the comments. An idea:
Let’s offer the timber from HMS Victory to the French to rebuild Notre Dame. And start a petition on petitions.gov to ask for this.
We need the petition properly written – Steve, you want to handle that?
Centuries of aggression against the French, what better sign of peace with our EU partners than to break up the militaristic remnant to the glory of their culture etc cont. pg 94?
You, Steve, would do that better than anyone else around here.
We also then need the email addy’s of 5 people to make the petition go live.
We’ll need an 80 character heading for it. Then a wider explanation in 300 characters. And a 500 character background.
Eh? Not quite G Elfwick but could be fun.