Royal baby latest news: Prince Harry says birth of son is ‘the most amazing experience’ as world waits for first sighting
It’s sorta the done thing. As she’s itching from intimate stitches he’s got to say that it’s unique and stunning. Takes a few interrupted nights before you’re allowed to say it ain’t all perfect without instituiting a divorce.
If he was smart he wouldn’t have married her and he should be already hiring the best legal talent to ensure she is stitched up in the divorce and he retains custody of the kids(s). Even after the femmi-marx stitch up of men, as royalty he should be able to manage that.
My little 15 month old fucker decided it was play time from midnight to 4am, or he’s gonna scream, this morning and I had to get up at 6.30.
Little psycho bastards they are. I’d say he’ll be wanting to put the sprog back in her after a week but I’m sure he won’t be bothered at all as nanny does all the shit work.
Mine are 26, 21 and 21
Been there, done it, survived and came out the other side.
Dead easy really 🙂
Never came near to strangling any of them, cough, cough! Honest!
My little 15 month old fucker decided it was play time from midnight to 4am, or he’s gonna scream, this morning and I had to get up at 6.30.
They’ll have all sorts of flunkies taking on the shit (pun intended) tasks. They might say they want to do it all themselves, but anyone who wouldn’t wish for a nanny in those circumstances is a saint or lying to themselves and us.
He put on a good show for the cameras though. Either he meant it in earnest, or he’s had some good acting lessons.
My wife to a second mother in the maternity ward: “They’re surprised by how long she is – 96th percentile.” Third mother intrudes: “Mine scored more than 100.”
Are we certain the bairn was not smuggled in by warming pan? There is speculation to that effect.
“There is speculation to that effect.” Yeah, the incentive to fake the seventh in line to the throne must be so large.
Do the speculators have a story about how Prince William and his brood will all be assassinated?
They all fly together now. If Meghan wants her sprog on the throne she has a reasonable chance of seeing it.
My lot were little saints compared to the stories people tell.
Maybe it was from learning early on that all parenting advice is complete BS and you do what seems right at the time. Sometimes you cuddle them, sometimes you feed them, sometimes you give them some calpol or bonjela and sometimes you just let them cry.