They do things differently there:
Parisian parents are outraged that a school lunch consisting of “industrial triangular sandwiches” was served to their children instead of a balanced, cooked meal this week.
Imagine, a sarnie?
Some things are of course the same, bureaucratic lying:
Parents were aghast when their children told them they had been given “an industrial, pre-packed triangular sandwich of the kind sold at motorway service stations,” said one mother, Anne.
“The children had been promised what was described as a special picnic meal, but this is verging on a scandal.”
“Special picnic meal” is good.
“Magnificent wildlife safari ” – camping in the cow field. Other similar invited.