I think you’ll need a bigger spaceship, given the number of possible candidates for the role who really need a rocket.
Gamecock
Yes, Sage. ‘A woman’ seems too limited.
Witchie
On the grounds that the Apollo astronauts left packets of waste products, the woman could cap that with a tampon!
Rob
Polly Toynbee, May, every female columnist at the Times, Gina Miller, every columnist at the Guardian (the males qualify), a few female actresses I can’t be arsed to mention, the outgoing head of the CPS – we’ll need a bigger spaceship.
Crash the fucker into the Moon.
Dennis the Peasant
Hillary Clinton has too much time on her hands.
Gamecock
She still can’t wash off the blood.
Flubber
Yasmin AB hates the UK. She needs a new home
Wiggiatlarge
“Crash the fucker into the Moon.”
No, aim for outer space, just let the rocket keep going, if it crashed on the moon, there would be a second tier of equally stupid numpties wanting another rocket to go there and erect a memorial to them.
John Wilkinson
Rob,
Yep, + 1.
Cressida Dick.
PJF
Send her back.
bloke in spain
Jules Verne used a cannon for orbital insertion,, didn’t he? An idea could be revisited….
Gamecock
I have a neighbor named Herd. Her kid is an astronaut. He was the Herd shot round the world.
jgh
That’s Asimovian in punnage!
Bongo
Playground joke:
“Mummy, why hasn’t a woman been to the moon yet?”
“I don’t know Tommy, why hasn’t a woman been to the moon yet?”
“Because it doesn’t need dusting”
I think you’ll need a bigger spaceship, given the number of possible candidates for the role who really need a rocket.
Yes, Sage. ‘A woman’ seems too limited.
On the grounds that the Apollo astronauts left packets of waste products, the woman could cap that with a tampon!
Polly Toynbee, May, every female columnist at the Times, Gina Miller, every columnist at the Guardian (the males qualify), a few female actresses I can’t be arsed to mention, the outgoing head of the CPS – we’ll need a bigger spaceship.
Crash the fucker into the Moon.
Hillary Clinton has too much time on her hands.
She still can’t wash off the blood.
Yasmin AB hates the UK. She needs a new home
“Crash the fucker into the Moon.”
No, aim for outer space, just let the rocket keep going, if it crashed on the moon, there would be a second tier of equally stupid numpties wanting another rocket to go there and erect a memorial to them.
Rob,
Yep, + 1.
Cressida Dick.
Send her back.
Jules Verne used a cannon for orbital insertion,, didn’t he? An idea could be revisited….
I have a neighbor named Herd. Her kid is an astronaut. He was the Herd shot round the world.
That’s Asimovian in punnage!
Playground joke:
“Mummy, why hasn’t a woman been to the moon yet?”
“I don’t know Tommy, why hasn’t a woman been to the moon yet?”
“Because it doesn’t need dusting”
Yasmin AB?
Send her back.