Take it away Squander Two.
An open letter to Aer Lingus on the occasion of their quite dreadful service.
Dear Sir or Madam,
I was unfortunate enough to be on your delayed flight EI937 from Heathrow to Belfast City on 19/7/19, so am writing to complain about the delay itself, the way you made the delay worse, and the way you treated your passengers. I fly twice a week and have very low expectations of airlines, generally putting up with the whole awful experience that you all offer without complaining. That Aer Lingus have managed to do so much so badly in just one flight that I am prompted to write this letter is some sort of perverse achievement.
Those who have their own blogs, or Tweet and all that, are invited to spreads this little missive.