A threat!

I will have no choice but vote tactically when the chance comes: the future of parliamentary democracy demands it

Oooh!

I will be voting Lib Dem.

I am not a Lib Dem. I have major reservations about the Lib Dems, but only they can unseat the Tories in the seat I live in, which is South East Cambridgeshire.

Ahem.

In 2015 and 2017 Labour achieved the largest increase in their share of the vote, and in 2017 achieved their highest ever vote share in the seat (27.7%) and overtook the Liberal Democrats for the first time since 1997; despite this, the Conservatives achieved over 50% of the vote in the seat for the first time since 1992.

14 thoughts on “A threat!”

  1. I joined the Lib Dems early to avoid the rush. Jesus they are kicking out old fatty Soames what a sad day and what have we got instead some braying race hate mongering imbecile
    Something important about England is dying , something good humoured calm and modest and true. I feel sadder than I thought I would Oliver Letwin as well , Phillip Hammond Justine Greening over the parapet to the sound of snarling orcs.

    Terrible terrible day

  2. Well, as Labour have told him to sling his hook, maybe he’s hoping the LibDems want an economic advisor. That could be … amusing.

  3. The fucking Facepainter thinks he’s Kenneth Moore in “The 39 Steps”.

    “something good humoured calm and modest and true. ” That is all that you and your treasonous EU-sucking cunts of pals are trying to destroy you middle class Treasonator twat.

    AND YOU WON’T BE BACK.

  4. Newmania. I happen to be personally acquainted with Fat Soames, as you so accurately describe him. And I wouldn’t cross the street to piss on him if he was alight. A feeling that probable common amongst others who know him.

  5. To add: he’s a lazy useless cvnt who’s prospered solely on his connections, being the grandson of Winston and the son of the ambassador to Paris. I would say I worked with him, but as he rarely bothered showing up, it’d be an exaggeration.
    You want to hitch your wagon to the dross of the Tory Party, be my guest.

  6. Does anyone remember the detail? It was something like “being shagged by Fatty Soames is like having a wardrobe fall over on you with the key still in the lock”.

  7. I will have no choice but vote tactically when the chance comes: the future of parliamentary democracy demands it

    Even an act as banal as voting is a Messianic act for this fucking bellend. If he wakes up with the flu on Election Day and can’t vote, does that affect “Parliamentary Democracy”? No, fuck off.

  8. His first wife. “Like being fallen on by a wardrobe with the key still in the lock”.

    Vaguely met him once. Initial reaction was that’s what happens to alkies when they pickle themselves on the good stuff.

    Would be amazed if he was ever sober enough to drive past noon.

  9. “..that’s what happens to alkies when they pickle themselves on the good stuff.”
    Nah. I think he was born like that.
    But nothing much happens to him. More he happens to other people

  10. All good stuff on the lard bucket scion of the House of Churchill.

    But he did have a nice line on Two Jags: “Another G and t, purser!”

    Would’ve been wanky had Prescott himself not been quite such an anus.

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