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We’re offering a free Brazilian wax

Serious offer too – but only to Jessica Yaniv.

10 thoughts on “We’re offering a free Brazilian wax”

  1. For it is actually possible to rip the scrotal sack itself if using the female designed wax on a male

    Rip off? I hope you’re going to live-stream the procedure.

    You should also contact Canada Waxers Federation (or whatever) as this difference is a good defence

  2. I am slightly fascinated by the fact that there are people who seem to be able to get away with ignoring reality. The notion that a man claiming to be a woman actually means that he is a woman is really quite bizarre. It reminds me of the song ‘It wasn’t me’ by Shaggy. The guy has been caught red handed cheating on his girlfriend and Shaggy is telling him that if he denies it convincingly enough she will believe him.

  3. Nice:

    ‘A pub in Whaley Bridge has unveiled a new golden ale called Chinook in memory of the RAF helicopters which helped to secure the damaged dam.

    Pint of Wokka please

  4. Friends of the Earth Ltd, has income of £5.9million, the vast majority of it from the People’s Postcode Lottery.

    Though i see a lot of activists on Twitter are blinded by the front companies FoE use and think it only has £70K in the bank

    The People’s Postcode Lottery…just think about all the TV advertising we see for that and the way peoples money is going to a Putins Litle Helpers political org

  5. Maybe they could have a new type of Brazilian inspired by the recent ‘crisis’ where all the hair is burned off, perhaps a chefs blowtorch would suffice.
    He was also recently complaining after brandishing an illegal taser during a live stream debate and saying it was dangerous for him etc and he knew it was illegal that the police paid a visit and took him in for questioning. Apparently also claims that the stories about contacting underage kids online are a smear campaign.

  6. Bloke in North Dorset


    Management fees of £4m (25%)?

    People don’t work for the People’s Lottery for free?

    Another scam.

  7. I know what you’re thinking. “Is that male or female wax?” Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is Brazil 44, the most powerful wax in the world, and would rip your balls clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: “Do I feel lucky?” Well, do ya, punk?

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