A calumny on Columbidae

Rebekah Vardy has said arguing with Coleen Rooney would be like “arguing with a pigeon” as the fallout from their highly public dispute continues.

5 thoughts on “A calumny on Columbidae”

  1. As a public service announcement: they are the paramours of two men known primarily for their ability to kick an inflated pig’s bladder around a muddy field. (Some details may be slightly inaccurate.)

  2. Rebekah Vardy, whoever she is, needs to understand that there’s no arguing with pigeons – you simply have to use netting to keep them off your brassica crops.

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