Rebekah Vardy has said arguing with Coleen Rooney would be like “arguing with a pigeon” as the fallout from their highly public dispute continues.
Rebekah Vardy has said arguing with Coleen Rooney would be like “arguing with a pigeon” as the fallout from their highly public dispute continues.
Any care to enlighten me: who are either of these?
I neither know who these people are, nor care…
As a public service announcement: they are the paramours of two men known primarily for their ability to kick an inflated pig’s bladder around a muddy field. (Some details may be slightly inaccurate.)
Rebekah Vardy, whoever she is, needs to understand that there’s no arguing with pigeons – you simply have to use netting to keep them off your brassica crops.
Arthur, that used to be the case, but these days the police are better protected….