*Oi! Fattie! Yer pills are ready!”
“Whatchu need dem for? Can’t get preggers as no one’s going t’shag a whale like you.”
“Rennies sir? If you ate less you grossly obese pig then you’d not need antacids.”
Chemists should tell shoppers to lose weight, cut their alcohol intake and quit other unhealthy habits, new NHS guidance says.
The guidance from the National Institute of Health and Care Excellence says pharmacists should have a much stronger role in getting the nation in shape.
Pharmacists are being told to start conversations with shoppers about topics like weight loss when they pick up their prescriptions, or buy over the counter products.
“Johnnies? You’ll need a mirror to put those on matey, no way can you see over that gut.”