Ex-Army Captain looking for job

And, well, anyone know how good an actress she is?

As with Worstall’s Law of Acting, if they’re fugly they can. She ain’t, so the question has to be asked, can she? For if she can’t then there’s a natural end to the career path.

So, what jobs do we think they might get?

20 thoughts on “Ex-Army Captain looking for job”

  1. She can become a primary school teacher somewhere among the First Nations and he can become the school janitor.

    I don’t suppose that’s their plan though.

  2. Pretty much (although Charlize Theron and Nicole Kidman are exceptions). Meghan Markle was mostly a pretty young thing. Roles in TV as a bit of a babe rather than Chekov and Shakespeare. You see that your career is going nowhere and find a rich husband instead.

    She’s going to do the celebrity thing like the Kardashians or Gwyneth Paltrow. The charity stuff is all profile raising. Then she’ll cut Harry loose and get a fat divorce settlement and be selling books, skincare products and TV stuff for years afterwards. Not the brightest bulb in the family.

  3. Judging by many of the people I work with: IT field support. Another way of saying: pizza delivery boy.

    (And most of the jobs I do don’t even involved the delivery bit, the replacement kit has already been delivered by courier, all I do is take it out of the box, put it on the desk, plug it in and power it up.)

  4. Look up ‘whipped’ in the dictionary and you’ll see a picture of Harry.
    Diana’s death must’ve affected him more than we thought.

  5. Actually, although I’m no MM fan, I did watch Suits out of interest and have to admit she can act.

    What they’ll probably do is go down the Obama and Kardassian route. Books, endorsements, speaking gigs, own brand tat, charitable foundations, etc. They’ll make an effing fortune. I suspect this is what she wanted all along. Harry has enabled her to become potentially a new Amal Clooney, a new queen of the woke monied circuit. Look at all her new friends.

    Poor Harry meanwhile is left looking an utter chump. Bereft. A top lad has morphed into a henpecked afterthought without the support or advice of those who were closest to him. I fear after a sugar rush of woke money and fame he’ll be bloody miserable in a few years’ time. And trapped in a life he detests.

  6. He knows his immediate future is going from grandson of the monarch to son of the monarch, so a promotion, but his long-term future is to be brother of the monarch, so eventually a demotion. In Japan that would mean he wouldn’t even be a royal. If he knows what he’s doing, he’s planning early for his redundancy when the Royal Family hands down and consolidates. As soon as George was born he was essentially written out of the script. Three generations secure, no need for a fourth spare.

  7. I’m ambivalent about whether they want to be in or out of the firm.

    But not consulting with the Queen first shows low morals… and is a total own-goal.

  8. If you are not in the firm then you eventually get caught up in a slowly-decreasing circle of friends of ever-declining influence, cf Duke of Windsor. Meghan cannot last for ever on the back of a thinly characterised TV role – even Katie Price seems to have fallen into oblivion

  9. Hector,

    I expect uncle Andy would have told him not to marry her in the first place, but too late for that now. I can’t see it going the distance.

  10. Learn to code.

    And what’s this shi+?

    “You are posting comments too quickly. Slow down.”

    One in 8 hours broke the speed limit?

  11. Bloke in North Dorset

    In some respects it’s a shame. He did some good work for veterans through Invictus and mental health charities. He is/was respected within those circles and knew how to pull a few levers.

  12. Here’s the deal they demand:

    They intend to keep Frogmore as their UK Holiday home, retain full Royal Protection, Royal VIP status when travelling, allowance from daddy Charles.

    In exchange they will ‘respect UK and Commonwealth’; that’s it – no public duties or responsibilities, just one never ending holiday at public expense.

    Philip told Harry “One can step-out with a thespian, but never more” – sound advise Harry rejected. She’s manipulated him into seeing her as his mummy.

    Brenda should tell them to FO and never return to UK

    @Mr Lud

    Harry & Megan Woke,

    Ricky, a Leftie, has a message for you
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_5aewRj6_s

    @Patrick

    Spot on

    @Oblong

    +1 and on top of insult of Balmoral & Sandringham invitation rejections

  13. Bloke on M4

    “She’s going to do the celebrity thing like the Kardashians or Gwyneth Paltrow. The charity stuff is all profile raising. Then she’ll cut Harry loose and get a fat divorce settlement and be selling books, skincare products and TV stuff for years afterwards. Not the brightest bulb in the family.”

    Yes, that seems a likely outcome. Harry was well above her market value, she hit the jackpot and will milk it to death.

  14. M’learned friend must have heard the old chestnut, “Do you smoke after having sex?”
    “I don’t know, I’ve never looked.”
    Ay thang yew.

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