Tweet Of The Day: The Biggest Clit

Entertaining tweet!

I was blocked by Jones (as I am assuming everyone who posts here and is also on Twitter is) because when he speculated upon the death of North Korean Leader Kim Jong Il that ‘Robert Mugabe’s Christmas card list just got shorter’ I tweeted to reassure him he was still on it – I became one of the 25,000 people blocked by him (at last known count)

Adonis was tedious as a journalist and is simply beyond the point of parody now. I presume you are blocked by both Richard Murphy and Carole Cadwalladr?

Thanks for sharing Tim, that has me laughing my arse off

So what you’re saying is that Owen Jones has 8,000 nerves.

I don’t suppose OJ would approve of this one (found on a Twitter feed that he definitely wouldn’t like):

I went into the library earlier and asked the librarian for a book called ‘The Clitoris’:

He said, “I know it’s here somewhere mate, but I don’t know exactly where to find it.”

Have you scored hat-trick with Alastair Campbell block?

If not, twat him on how new 50p is fantastic

50p for your thoughts
A funny thing happened on the internet – the exact same people who said we were petty for wanting to take back control and secure our independence from a federal Europe, the exact same people who did everything in their power, wasting three long years scuppering a clear and comprehensive vote to leave the EU, are now losing their minds over the Brexit 50p coin.

This coin, by the way, says ‘Peace, prosperity and friendship with all nations’: obviously offensive to many

Andrew Adonis and Alastair Campbell throwing 50p coins out of pram – Revealed Preferences/Truth

The irony of this of course is these are the people that told us emphatically that symbols such as blue passports don’t matter. That we shouldn’t mind European Union flags replacing the Union Jack. It means nothing, that all the symbols of British independence were being replaced with those of a political and economic empire. Turns out – it does matter

Quite so

”Why is it so dashed elusive then?”
It’s at the front, top and right in the centre: how difficult is that?

Best metaphor EVAH!