Well, sorta depends really

Poppy Noor:

Vaginas come in a variety of sizes and shapes, and the tightness of one’s vagina has nothing to do with how much pleasure can be derived from it.

Slightly depends which end of the process you’re on at the time. As with other things sex and size related really.

Not just that, but the idea that a dry, tight vagina is desirable is a frankly depressing sexual idea, and misinformation of the worst, most misogynistic kind.

It’s also a very sub-Saharan African one – dry sex as it is known – which mightily contributes to the spread of HIV. But this is the Guardian so perhaps best not to mention that, eh?

24 thoughts on “Well, sorta depends really”

  1. “In case you didn’t know, oak galls are a little ball of bark created when a wasp deposits its larvae into an oak tree. Which leads to the natural question: why shouldn’t I put that in my vagina?”

    Errr. No. No, frankly, it doesn’t.

  2. Past two days I’ve learned new things about sex.
    1. Bad sex from woman’s point of view does not equal premature ejaculation
    2. concept of dry sex and its desirability

  3. “the idea that a dry, tight vagina is desirable”

    I can’t remember ever having that idea. I did once go down on a girl who tasted a bit like battery acid. Christ only knows what was going on there.

  4. “This is a dangerous practice with real potential to harm. Here’s a pro-tip, if something burns when you apply it to the vagina it is generally bad for the vagina.”

    Thank fuck for Gynecologist Dr Jen Gunter.
    I mean who couldn’t have figured that out on their own?
    Unless she’s saying it a bit tongue in cheek, which is a possibility with the way she’s phrased it. But these days, I’m not inclined to give the benefit of the doubt in these cases…

  5. “the idea that a dry, tight vagina is desirable”

    So apparently we’ve all been doing it wrong with the whole foreplay to make the mimsy moist and dilated then? Cos it’s more desirable unforeplayed? Wut?

    Seriously, what planet is she on?

  6. ‘ I did once go down on a girl who tasted a bit like battery acid. Christ only knows what was going on there.’

    Some sort of discharge ?

  7. I remember the days when newspaper comment pieces were about the issues of the day, and not the writer’s genitalia.

  8. anyone who doesn’t live under a rock will have also noticed the endless stream of vaginal eggs, candles and other nonsense coming out of Gwyneth Paltrow lately.

    Well, because I do live under a rock, I asked Mrs. Bison about this and she just muttered “filthy old Bison” and walked away.

  9. Isn’t a woman telling men what pleasures them sexually ‘womansplaining’?

    ‘Womancomplaning’

    FIFY

  10. Over the years I’ve come to the conclusion that there seems to be a positive correlation between “weird” sex and the removal of boy’s sensative bits. As almost as though the presence of the protective bits at the end of the shlong have an actual purpose!

  11. Let’s tell Poppy that dick size and making an effort has nothing to do with how much women enjoy sex… And to believe otherwise is ‘frankly depressing’.

  12. The Guardian, blaming white men for weird stuff black men and women do.

    We really are all powerful!

  13. Slightly depends which end of the process you’re on at the time. As with other things sex and size related really

    Indeed so. When 17 shagged a 19yr old temp waitress twice and nothing, large vulva doesn’t come close to the chasm between her legs. If she ever became pregnant the baby would fall out.

    Ah, it’s an FGM article about PONAs

    @JuliaM

    Agree, no it doesn’t

    @Itellyounothing

    +1

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