No, no cliche here

Ocado chief executive Tim Steiner and his partner, the Polish lingerie model Patrycja Pyka

Ms. Pyka is no doubt highly intelligent, multilingual and all that. It would seem likely that she also looks cracking in her undies.

How odd of a very wealthy man to shack up with such after the break up of the first marriage, no cliche here at all.

9 thoughts on “No, no cliche here”

  1. The cliche is writing “after the break up of the first marriage” rather than “after abandoning his wife and four children”.

  2. What a cunt. Why can’t people just just keep the mistress separate from their family life like French politicians and recycling tycoon Tony Soprano do?

    Related:

    Dr. Ben Sobel : What happened with your wife last night?

    Boss Paul Vitti : I wasn’t with my wife, I was with my girlfriend.

    Dr. Ben Sobel : Are you having marriage problems?

    Boss Paul Vitti : No.

    Dr. Ben Sobel : Then why do you have a girlfriend?

    Boss Paul Vitti : What, are you gonna start moralizing on me?

    Dr. Ben Sobel : No, I’m not, I’m just trying to understand, why do you have a girlfriend?

    Boss Paul Vitti : I do things with her I can’t do with my wife.

    Dr. Ben Sobel : Why can’t you do them with your wife?

    Boss Paul Vitti : Hey, that’s the mouth she kisses my kids goodnight with! What are you, crazy?

  3. If you’re going to reload it’s probably a good move to do so with a Polish undies model. Only so many chances in this life. The morality, wisdom or legality of ditching the wife and kids is a separate and different issue.

  4. What on earth could possibly attract a 27 year old underwear model to Tim Steiner, a middle aged man with a receding hair line, double chin, dad bod and £116m fortune?

  5. What on earth could possibly attract a 27 year old underwear model…

    The realisation that there are very few busy 37 year old underwear models?

  6. Slightly off topic again :

    “Ocado is facing incoming fire from parents and teachers opposed to its plan to open a distribution hub – complete with diesel fuel pumps – yards from their north London primary school.”

    Yeah, cos parents at North London primary schools never ever ever drive clog up roads in the mornings and mid afternoon by driving their little darlings to school, do they!

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