Love in the Time of Coronavirus

What other books could be usefully rewritten at this time?

Even, to go beyond the mere joke, which books should be rewritten and stuck up on Amazon to see what happens?

29 thoughts on “Love in the Time of Coronavirus”

  1. Not sure I believe the Salmond crap. Much as despise Salmond himself . A political piggy has a go at rape multiple times?

    Perhaps. But it has the stink of ME-ME Too all over it. A casual grope or bum pincher–perhaps . But a serious actual sexual assault? Even the egos of political piggies aren’t usually up for that. Let alone in public Jacuzzis. Ted Bundy wouldn’t have been that daft. And the several years of silence also speaks. This strikes me as the Scots equivalent of the “Nick” nick capers at the Westminster public toilet.

  2. The Meissen Bison

    Ecksie – well he’s apparently not denying some of this stuff but simply claiming it was concensual. Woman H claims he was starkers, barring his socks and everyone knows that a gentleman removes his socks. Salmond is nae gentleman so that was the clincher as far as I’m concerned.

    Your book choice is phlegmatic – Captain Corelli’s Catarrh belongs on the same shelf.

  3. A woman or trans-woman victim must always be believed, Salmond’s guilt is evident, after all, he is part of the toxic patriarchy.

  4. A Journal of the Plague Year -Defoe, (1722) ?

    Not sure I quite get this end of term, quiz but theatrically I go for
    The Importance of Being Hygienic
    The Great God Pan(demic ) ,” Amy Herzog 2012
    (Kipling )

    Con( tagious ) Air

    I`ll get me coat then

  5. Captain Corelli’s Pangolin- Genius !!!

    I’ve got the The Isolation Man Cometh ( and I feel ashamed)

  6. Dennis, On The Front Lines Fightin' Them Chlorinated Chickens

    To follow up Lud:

    Gone With The Wind
    Dangerous Liaisons
    Les Miserables
    For Whom The Bell Tolls
    As I Lay Dying

  7. Dennis, Tiresome Denizen of Central Ohio

    A Passage to Wuhan
    The Old Man and the Cough
    The Catcher In The Mask
    A Farewell to Basketball

  8. Dr. Oh No
    Coronavirus for ever
    The man with the golden sputum
    The spy who infected me
    Don’t die another day
    Quantum of bog roll

  9. The Bat In The Hat

    Bat Man – The Dark Night
    Top Gun – The DRNK Solution
    Sense And No Sensibility
    Doctor Dolittle

    The Wombles – Diversity Disaster Kills

    The Wombles creator Elizabeth Beresford has said that he’s worried about the revamped show being drawn into the modern world of identity politics, and says accusing the Wombles of being racist is an insult to his Mum’s memory

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