We’re all really, really, surprised, right?

Overnight last Friday, following an agreement between Justin Trudeau, the Canadian prime minister, and President Trump, the world’s longest border closed. The Sussexes are said to have fled to Meghan’s home city at the eleventh hour.

“They realised Canada would not work out for various reasons and they want to be based in the Los Angeles area,” the source told The Sun.

Reports suggest that they will search for a house in Hollywood,

Dunno quite how it will work out for the career but being an actual, real, live, Duchess is a pretty good solution to the problems of being a middling and soon to be middle aged actress.

23 thoughts on “We’re all really, really, surprised, right?”

  1. He’s gone full Californian hasn’t he? (At her instruction). Expect daily wokecasts and hectoring via the interweb in 3…2…1…

  2. Obviously theres no quarantine restrictions on bringing your pet poodle across the us/canadian border. Perhaps if Meagain brings him back to the UK he’ll have to spend 6 months in the dog pound in quarantine with the other poodles.

  3. Patrick

    It’s already started. “We’re all in it together” they proclaim on their website, as they board an 11th hour private jet to LA.

  4. Pjf–I agree–but watching some poor chump destroy himself at the hands of a bitch is “amusement” only in the same style as the Roman Games. Let the poor chump die in peace at least.

  5. The normal way this work is that ageing actresses meet a rich bloke and mostly retire, focus on being the rich bloke’s bauble on his arm, raise the kids and all that. They aren’t in demand a whole lot anyway. And if they do work, it’s maybe a few small parts, something without much preparation.

    She’s totally deluded that Harry’s links are going to get her work.

  6. Marie Antoinette playing at being a milkmaid was more convincing than these two being in it together.

  7. Politically good for him, can do the I was in this with you all routine, empathise and put down those that didn’t have it.
    You can almost hear the speeches now…as a pandemic Coronavirus survivor myself….

  8. Wait one minute. These two promised to not bother us while Mr. Trump was running things. They can’t be trusted. Further, what type of visa does the redhead have, anyway?

  9. Richard Littlejohn in DM spot on about the gold digging bitch today

    More from Canada
    – Snigger: Single use plastic is back – Thanks coronavirus
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcaYqLVIudU
    Excellent and amusing

    – Illegal border crossing shut down (by “Racist” Trudeau)
    youtube.com/watch?v=6CZyvwB8gso
    Follow ups
    youtube.com/watch?v=JVRh7_jb4d4
    youtube.com/watch?v=shWyB9TUDgk

    – Trudeau spends millions on coronavirus — in Greece
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qro3DNPL1Hc
    “The tax farm needs to stand up and say “we aren’t paying anymore”. In my 51 years I can’t recall such abuse of our tax dollars and neglect of Canadians”

    – Trudeau prioritizes importing foreign “low wage” workers after 500,000 Canadians lose their jobs
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctktYOboDlU
    Nothing polite to say

    Let’s fact check CBC’s coronavirus news
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQ8r69PFqeM

    Ah, BBC, sorry, CBC lies

    Canada doomed by cuck Trudeau

  10. Dunno quite how it will work out for the career but being an actual, real, live, Duchess is a pretty good solution to the problems of being a middling and soon to be middle aged actress.

    I think she might find that, in the US, it won’t.

    Because unless she can parley this, quickly, into Kardashian-style ‘famous for being famous’, she’s going to find that while she might get invites to the parties, she’s going to be a hanger-on playing background to the celebrities.

  11. ‘Overnight last Friday, following an agreement between Justin Trudeau, the Canadian prime minister, and President Trump, the world’s longest border closed.’

    The ironing being that a border would usually be closed following an argument.

    And that Times writer contorts it: action by a border is very strange. How ’bout “Canada and the U.S. closed their border, the world’s longest. A dangling, odd factoid. Why is that there? More goofy journalist headline packing.

    BWTM: why would you need an agreement to close your border? You just fvckin’ close it. Hand a note to a border guard. “We closed.”

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