Is she that scary?

Or is it that she’s that gorgeous?

They were warned by the officials against stockpiling toilet paper or flour. But that’s not all New Zealanders have been hoarding, according to the nation’s largest retailer of sex toys, which said sales of its products tripled after Jacinda Ardern announced a month-long lockdown of the country.

I have to admit that a sex toy isn’t quite the association I have with Ms. Arden, nor the likely accoutrement to my observing her on the telly.

6 thoughts on “Is she that scary?”

  1. She does have the best sadface in world politics. That Canadian bloke who likes blacking up has made great progress with his, but Ardern’s projection of woke grief is unsurpassable.

    This could be a major earner for New Zealand, and help out a lot of countries. I think the UK should start with a brief appearance from her at the Grenfell hearing. Pricey, but a long-term saving.

  2. Our media are so naff!

    Kiwis are not hoarding flour. We’re just buying lots more than normal because we’re under house arrest. And lots of Kiwis bake when they have time. (The shortage isn’t flour, it’s flour in domestic sized bags. If you want to buy 20 kg packs, like the commercial bakers do, there’s plenty.)

  3. AS Mr. Ecks rightly points out, sex toys are the escape from having to look at that gross harpy of a PM.
    Added bonus: the buzzing of the vibrator can drown out the sound of her screechy dyke-voice.

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