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It is a major worry, indeed

Up to 9.5 million women and girls could miss out on vital family planning services this year because of Covid-19, potentially resulting in thousands of deaths.

Marie Stopes International warned on Friday that travel restrictions and lockdowns could have a devastating affect on women as they struggle to collect contraceptives and access other reproductive healthcare services, such as safe abortions, across the 37 countries in which it works.

The world’s going to pot, the economy is crashing, we’re being hit by a pandemic. And a major concern is whether women will be able to carry on having penetrative sex.

Oh yes.

We might even worry as to whether men will be able to carry on having penetrative sex during these dark times.

A useful piece of guidance being that times are tough all over. Use a bit of imagination, variance perhaps in methods and modes of getting off. You know, because times are hard all over?

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JuliaM
6 years ago

I don’t think we ever need to worry about men being up for it, no matter how dark the times, do we?

Chernyy_Drakon
Chernyy_Drakon
6 years ago

We might even worry as to whether men will be able to carry on having penetrative sex during these dark times.

You know, because times are hard all over?

Answered your own proposition methinks.

formertory
formertory
6 years ago

As we sit, isolated, in the pile of rubble that used to be civilisation, the rule of law, and an economy, a major part of our BBC Regional News was given over to “mums-to-be whose birth plans will have to be changed because of the coronavirus”.

Oh noes!

Theophrastus
Theophrastus
6 years ago

MIS could promote “analism” (h/t Ecksy on another thread).

Bloke on M4
Bloke on M4
6 years ago

“could” is generally doing a lot of work in these PR pieces. There’s no problem getting contraceptive pills. They’re allowing women to do abortions themselves. Rubber johnnies by the box load from Amazon.

My guess is that there’s going to be not much difference. Couples who are already shagging are going to have some more babies, but with less socialisation going on, Sandra won’t be getting up the duff because of Darren shagging her around the bins behind Ritzys.

Helen Lovejoy
Helen Lovejoy
6 years ago

Ohhh, won’t somebody please think of (killing) the children!

The Other Bloke in Italy
The Other Bloke in Italy
6 years ago

Yes, I think they are really abortions, which they slip in at the end.

The Other Bloke in Italy
The Other Bloke in Italy
6 years ago

“Worried about”

Does the Lergy cause dementia?

Andrew M
Andrew M
6 years ago

What are the odds on a global baby boom in 2021? Could be just what Italy needs!

Rocco Siffredi
Rocco Siffredi
6 years ago

At least thinking of Andrex was a form of mindbleach from my first reaction to this post, namely, does this increase the chance of “Dick” Murphy and Diane having a lovechild? They are true pros, however. I trust them to do the right thing

Boganboy
Boganboy
6 years ago

Maybe the shortage of masks’ll lead Boris to recommend the return of the letter-box look. So maybe the on-coming baby boom’ll be aborted.

Esteban
Esteban
6 years ago

Headlines everywhere: “World ends tomorrow, women and minorities hardest hit”.

Ljh
Ljh
6 years ago

If the virus is targetting boomers, we’re going to need to be replaced.

BraveFart
BraveFart
6 years ago

Is it me or is the subtext here that this is a result of the actions, or mere existence, of white privileged males?

Dennis the Essential
Dennis the Essential
6 years ago

The inability to kill babies conveniently is indeed a catastrophe.

philip
philip
6 years ago

In normal times about 840 abortions are carried out per day. Coronavirus is still killing fewer than that.

Gamecock
Gamecock
6 years ago

‘girls could miss out on vital family planning services’

Failed euphemism.

Andrew Duffin
Andrew Duffin
6 years ago

I was expecting the last word of the first sentence to be “births”.

But then this is the Marie Stopes lot, so I suppose I should have guessed.

Pcar
Pcar
6 years ago

potentially resulting in thousands of deaths

From lack of contraception and abortion?

Nope, makes no sense

Here’s a novel idea: Don’t want a baby? Don’t have sex

@Esteban

Good one

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