Most amusing

A group of would-be holidaymakers who flew in a private jet from London to the Côte d’Azur in France has been turned back by police.

Seven men and three women arrived on the chartered aircraft to Marseille-Provence airport, where helicopters were waiting to fly them on to Cannes, where they had rented a luxury villa.

No Zil lanes here, the law applies to thee too.

Now, for points, because points make prizes, guess the answer using this information:

The men, aged 40-50, and women, aged 23-25, were refused permission to enter France and ordered by police to fly back to the UK.
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Once the Embraer Legacy jet had landed at Marseille-Provence, the group, made up of several nationalities including Croatian, German, French, Romanian and Ukrainian,

We’d allocate the younger women to which nationalities, the older men to which?

7 thoughts on “Most amusing”

  1. One of them was French? Are you allowed, even in an emergency, to deny entry to your own citizens?

  2. “Are you allowed, even in an emergency, to deny entry to your own citizens?”

    You are allowed to mess rich older blokes around if you are jealous of their young girlfriends. It’s a perk, a bit like the police here pulling over a Porsche driver.

  3. We’d allocate the younger women to which nationalities, the older men to which?

    Completely racist, obviously, but the 3 young women would be the Croatian, the Romanian and the Ukrainian. The blokes would be the French and the Germans. Based upon my experience of Geneva nightclubs of yore.

    As to whether the girls are whores, gold-diggers or just party-girls….

  4. It’s a shame they weren’t then refused entry to the UK on the grounds that their journey from France was not essential travel. To read of these people spending their millions flying back and forth for the next 4 weeks (or until their money ran out) would almost make this lock down worthwhile.

  5. Hmm, “Embraer Legacy” – Legacy doesn’t inspire confidence in an aircraft

    @Penseivat

    Snigger, we should have

    @Mr Lud

    Girls should have claimed they were trafficked

    Were they whipped?

    – South African authorities accused of using excessive force in lockdown policing
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dq2rRt3Xnzs

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