Imagination runs riot

Meghan Markle wowed former gang members by mastering this skill perfectly

Why do actressy skills involving chrome and trailer hitches come to mind?

25 thoughts on “Imagination runs riot”

  1. So Much For Subtlety

    I assumed her agent paid them. But it is interesting to see a Personality Cult in the West. She speaks Spanish perfectly? What does that mean to a Californian gang banger? With a thick Mexican accent most likely. So she speaks it well or she can make herself understood?

  2. So Much For Subtlety

    Thandie Newton must be kicking herself. If only she was better at the chrome thing, she could be amazing Gang bangers.

    She may not be as bright as Ms Markle. Better looking though,.

  3. Dennis, Clear-Eyed As Always

    The fact that she can wow ex-gang members doesn’t make her any less tedious.

  4. Maybe this explains Harry’s infatuation. None of his prior posh birds gave him a BJ etc?

  5. She learned Spanish in Argentina?

    Then the ‘Homeboys’ are being really nice to her. Because she speaks Spanish that is very, very different from that spoken in Northern Mexico and the Southwest US.

    Or, she hired a tutor in order to capitalize on the possibility of a publicity stunt.

  6. “She may not be as bright as Ms Markle. Better looking though,.”

    The tar brush always turns me off – even octoroons can have very dark labia.

    That said, I have never hesitated to employ blacks when I believed they were the best candidate, and some can be lovely people: I just wouldn’t want my daughter or grandson to marry one, and they tend to be towards, er, the bottom of the ability range.

    I have had a couple of bad experiences…one black stole anything he could lay his hands on (cash, pens, paper, milk from the office fridge, etc), while another started fires wherever she could “to scare off the evil spirits”. Me: “you are suspended – leave the premises now”. HR girlies:”you can’t do that! It’s part of her culture!” Me: “she’s an H&S risk, and I’ve done it. Sort it out.”

  7. BraveFart said:
    “Maybe this explains Harry’s infatuation. None of his prior posh birds gave him a BJ etc?”

    Wasn’t that said to be why Edward VIII married Wallis Simpson?

    But I would be very surprised if Harry’s Rhodesian blonde bint didn’t.

    There was a hilarious photo of them all at a polo match or suchlike, where the body language looked like she’d just been sucking Harry off round the back of the grandstand, and that William’s missus knew what they’d been up to and thoroughly disapproved.

  8. Theophrastus said:
    “… another started fires wherever she could “to scare off the evil spirits”. Me: “you are suspended – leave the premises now”. HR girlies:”you can’t do that! It’s part of her culture!” Me: “she’s an H&S risk, and I’ve done it. Sort it out.””

    Should have got rid of the HR girlies as well.

  9. So Much For Subtlety

    Pat July 2, 2020 at 1:09 pm – “I always said she looked Spanish.”

    Is that a reference to the slightly more interesting Royal-hunting Lady of Fortune, Lola Montez? Who was actually not Spanish but Irish although she may also have been of mixed race.

    I would normally claim to be really smart but in this case I have to admit my knowledge of Ms Montez mainly comes from Flashman – who may have claimed she was of mixed race but it is too long ago for me to remember.

    Anyway, she got King Ludwig of Bavaria (not the Mad King Ludwig who built the Neuschwanstein castle and may have murdered his tax accountant but his father, I guess?) to spend an improbably large amount of money on her before doing a runner with a baying mob at her heels.

    They did sluts so much better in the old days.

  10. So Much For Subtlety

    Richard July 2, 2020 at 11:25 pm – “William’s missus knew what they’d been up to and thoroughly disapproved.”

    Poor William.

    Although on the whole you have to say that the constraints of Royalty (no sluts, no drama, no ex-boyfriends with interesting videos) seem to have worked well for William. He might have preferred something else, but he took what he had to take given the job and got on with it. By and large she has done well – and I think in the long term it has worked out well for him. Although it did not for his father.

    The ginger c*nt should have taken a lesson. The Rhodesian girl probably would have worked out much better.

  11. It’s a running issue in their family. Charles should have gone with Camilla in the ’70s, Margaret should have gone with wotsit, Harry should have gone with thingy.

  12. Shame they don’t advertise fags on TV anymore. Might make an amusing one.

    ” I used to smoke Weinsteins, but since I changed to Royals, I haven’t looked back…”

    ” The ginger c*nt should have taken a lesson. The Rhodesian girl probably would have worked out much better.”

    Why one of the family didn’t have a quiet word years ago is a mystery – any fool could see she was trouble.

  13. Didn’t the Rhodesian make that decision, rather than Harry? Was never going to deal with that kind of intrusion?

  14. I imagine the recidivism rate of those “former gang members” will be extremely high.

    There is little reason to believe this is any different to actors “resting” between engagements I.e. not at all by choice.

  15. Why one of the family didn’t have a quiet word years ago is a mystery – any fool could see she was trouble.

    I bet they did but he’s too thick and she’s too manipulative, so she got what she wanted. Probably played the poor little victim for Harry.
    I wonder how many blow-jobs he’s getting now?

  16. A thing I saw elsewhere said that Prince Philip’s nickname for her was ‘Tungsten’, on account of her being so solidly self important.
    God, I’m going to miss the guy when he’s gone…

  17. @Jonathan July 3, 2020 at 8:16 am

    Family from Phil down through William to Andrew & Anne’s children did tell the ginger cnut to dump her

    @PF
    Correct, she and others didn’t want the public life. “Waitie Katie” thought long and hard. Marbles wanting it was the huge “No, no, no” all but Harry could see

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