After 20 years it’s vital to say this 6 weeks before an election

Donald Trump accused of sexual assault by former model Amy Dorris
Amy Dorris in her home town in Florida. Photograph: Mitchel Worley/The Guardian
Exclusive: Amy Dorris alleges Trump forced his tongue down her throat and groped her at 1997 US Open

Yep, just vital.

27 thoughts on “After 20 years it’s vital to say this 6 weeks before an election”

  1. “Dorris cannot recall if she told Binn the full details of the alleged assault”

    “cannot recall”. What a fucking liar. I’m pretty sure you’d recall telling your boyfriend that a friend of his forcibly stuck his tongue down your throat, because you’d have seen that boyfriend storm out of the room and try and beat the snot out of Trump. People tend to remember these things.

    “She said Trump did not seriously assault her again during her stay in New York, but that he continued to pursue her despite her firm rejection of his advances.”

    So, despite a man forcibly sticking his tongue down your throat and sexually assaulting you, you hung around where he would be?

    I hope Donny sues bigly.

  2. Bloke in North Dorset

    Those who take this seriously wouldn’t have been voting Trump anyway. Just another excuse for the MSM over there to ignore Biden/Harris and wave their anti-Trump credentials.

  3. I got banned from Facebook (again) for making fun of this one 😀

    BiND is correct, this won’t convince anybody who wasn’t already convinced. MeToo is a dead meme anyway, it went out of style around the time Joe Biden was accused of rape, and the new hotness is all about pretending black people are helpless victims but also amazingly powerful and brave rather than pretending white women are helpless victims but also amazingly powerful and brave.

  4. Steve

    banned ? – really?

    I don’t understand why they don’t just shell game algorithm you into oblivion – I suppose it plays to their mindset.

    I see The Guardian doesn’t care to apply a byline to the piece – one has to wonder at the provenance ?

  5. Must say, my admiration of The Donald just goes from strength to strength. Don’t know about anyone else, but I’ve just about managed to lick the back teeth. His tongue down her throat? That must be some tongue| #orangemanrules!

  6. Dennis, Pointing Out The Obvious

    This week it’s Amy Dorris in The Guardian.
    Last week it was Bob Woodward in Rage.
    The week before it was Jeffrey Goldberg in The Atlantic.

    *Yawn*

    The desperation is palpable.

  7. Dennis, He Who Is Truly Blessed With Some Sort of Germanic Wog Heritage

    Just another excuse for the MSM over there to ignore Biden/Harris and wave their anti-Trump credentials.

    More a way to attempt to bury Trump’s monumental achievement in the Middle East than anything else.

  8. Tomo – apparently making a sarcastic comment about the amazing coincidence of her suddenly recovered 23 year old memories and the timing of the US presidential election is “bullying and harassment”.

    Because I previously committed “hate speech” (I pointed out French people stink of onions), ban time.

    Dunno how much of this is the algorithm and how much is perpetually bumblasted fraggles flagging anybody who upsets them.

  9. So Slow Joe can grope children on C-span but forwarding the assembled clips puts you in the Twatter sin bin, but evidenceless slander is totally credible! All depends on the target.

  10. Dennis, He Who Just Wants To Be Loved

    Dunno how much of this is the algorithm and how much is perpetually bumblasted fraggles flagging anybody who upsets them.

    Evidently using Facebook is its own punishment.

    I’d suspected as much years ago, which is why I don’t use it.

  11. Dennis – it’s a wonderful platform for reaching out to a stunningly diverse range of people from all sorts of creeds, colours and cultures from all over the world, and making them furiously angry.

  12. @Steve,

    It’s good to know that French girls stink of onions, I’ll have to remember that next time I’m near one. I have found that German girls / women stink of piss, which may be a particular pungency from so much pork in the diet, rather like the smallest piece of asparagus makes mine stink of that peculiar aroma.

  13. Dennis, Offender of Krauts, Frogs and other Wogs

    Dennis – it’s a wonderful platform for reaching out to a stunningly diverse range of people from all sorts of creeds, colours and cultures from all over the world, and making them furiously angry.

    You’re more ambitious than I am. When I want to piss off some thin-skinned wogs I just come here.

  14. Dennis, Accounting's White Dwarf

    Lol. They’re still playing this game? Haven’t they got anything better?

    Nobody has ever said, “No, I’ll pass on that full scholarship to Harvard Medical School… I want to be a journalist for CNN.”

  15. @Dennis “When I want to piss off some thin-skinned wogs I just come here.”

    Ah, but we know that. Which is why you are welcome.

    The British have developed the art of self depreciation to a fine point so insults barely register. Which reminds me….

    “If you pour water on a duck’s back, it runs off”

    – “of course it does,a duck would have to be stupid to just stand there while you poured water on it”.

  16. Andrew C..
    “Self-depreciation” – I’ll be worth less over the coming years

    “Self-deprecation” – I’m worth less now!

    Amazing what a letter I can do.

  17. Can one write oneself off as a tax dodge? If the UK government values one QUALY at about £30k, surely that means every year I live is one less QUALY I am worth, and thus I have a capital loss to use somewhere in my accounts?

  18. Ah, Jim… would it were so. But every year you live must also be one MORE QUALY you have actually consumed, which adds to your revenue profits for the year and is therefore taxable in full like the rest of your very life’s blood.

  19. @Excavator Man, asparagus makes everyone’s pee stink. It’s only a minority of people that can’t smell it, about 20%-40%.

  20. Excavator Man and Sadbut. Years ago a mate of mine brewed some nettle beer. Piss definitely did stink of nettles but happily no stinging sensation (although I do hear some people go in for that sort of thing).

  21. @Geoffers Andrew C..
    “Self-depreciation” – I’ll be worth less over the coming years

    “Self-deprecation” – I’m worth less now!

    Good spot, I’m a tax man so my fingers type what they think they ought to be typing.

    @Jim “Can one write oneself off as a tax dodge?”

    I’ll give it a go.

  22. Just curious, but whenever a woman claims a guy tried to stick his tongue down her throat I find that hard to believe. If a man does that isn’t he running a very serious risk of getting his tongue bitten very badly? I can believe he leaned in suddenly, tried to kiss you, etc. But sticking his tongue down your throat? Unless you open your mouth to accept a kiss how does that work?

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