‘It’s not sensible in a pandemic’: cancel Halloween, officials advise
Halloween is not in fact an official event, devised or declared by government or those who would rule us. Rather, it’s a pure and entire invention of the little platoons out there. Who will be the people to decide whether it goes ahead or not.
These tossers really are claiming that we should have their permission to take the kids around to see the neighbours.
Lions with flamethrowers, there is no other answer.