Mr. Haldane called and wants his observation back

I don’t want children but being an aunt is the joy of my life
I am deeply involved in my niece and nephew’s lives. It is an effortless love I was falsely told I was incapable of feeling

12 thoughts on “Mr. Haldane called and wants his observation back”

  1. OT–But the rumour is that Covid Marshall scum are to be allowed to employ violence against you if you don’t obey their orders. Seemingly said by someone on the Julia Brewer-Hartly podcast. Sounds insane but given that Johnson is now a mental case –who knows.

  2. “Two brothers or eight cousins” – that one?

    You’ve missed a vocation as teacher: making your students think for their answers.

  3. Presumably something to do with sharing 25 p.c. genetic material of neice and nephews i.e. altruism entirely explainable and to be expected.

    “I am deeply involved in my niece and nephew’s lives. I have discussions with them about race and consent. I know Samson’s library day is Thursday. Ophelia will only drink out of the glass with the pictures of trees on it.” It is this effortless love I was falsely told I was incapable of feeling because I don’t want children.

    My guess this is a troll. If not i see two possible futures one involving restraining orders the other is she spends her time wisely to become a wealthy CEO 20 years hence with Samson a wodehouse figure whose otherwise carefree existence is clouded over by the regularly visits of his matronly aunt to harrangue him on what constitutes “proper” forms of consent and race.

  4. I looked it up and found that when a hybrid is infertile it’s the male’s problem. Probably not that one, eh?

  5. My mother has always said this. I should have been a teacher. I keep pointing out that I hate children.

    Altho’ according to Pink Floyd, that’s an excellent qualification.

  6. asiaseen September 29, 2020 at 11:07 am – “Family without the fucking.”

    “I am deeply involved in my niece and nephew’s lives. I have discussions with them about race and consent.

    Seems more like fucking up the kids without fucking the mother

  7. I keep pointing out that I hate children.

    That didn’t stop half of my teachers. Though in their defense, they were otherwise completely unemployable.

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