21 thoughts on “To be grossly, hopelessly, masculinist”
bloke in spain
Mmmm… Difficult to assess without seeing the rack. And she does have a complete set of legs? But certainly 8/10
Grikath
@Tim.. I’d say it’s a bonus for a Job Well Done..
Princesses have standards… 😉
DocBud
Depends on the accent.
Steve
Can’t see how pointy her elbows are, 2/10
Hallowed Be
danger money.
personal protection guy now has to worry a lot more about protecting himself.
Bloke on M4
“A close pal told MailOnline: “Russell’s wife believed he was seduced by the money and gifts. She gave him lots of expensive gifts and made sure that he was always by her side.”
That’s a woman thinking. I mean, the gifts are nice, but you’ve got to be a pretty sad fucker if personalised number plates raises your interest in a woman rather than a pretty face and the suggestion of Ugandan negotiations.
Steve
Daphne : Oh, come on now, Dr Crane. It’s not like men have never used sex to get what they want.
Frasier : How can we possibly *use* sex to get what we want? Sex *is* what we want!
PJF
You’ll be calling her a bint next.
Tim Worstall
Tee hee – especially as that is part of her actual name.
The Meissen Bison
Steve: Can’t see how pointy her elbows are, 2/10
For heaven’s sake, man, she’s a princess so you can take the pointy elbows as read.
I mean look, even a plastic parvenu princess has pointy elbows: see how deflated Californian Harry has become from all the little puncture wounds.
John Lewis
Will someone please tell me who this very attractive lady is?
John Lewis
Ok so maybe I could have scrolled down before posting .
Pat
May I suggest that from her point of view she was handing out small tokens of affection? That she regards a million over a couple of years as small change?
Sam Vara
I could, if unmarried, even do it for free. But without the makeup, seeing the moustache and monobrow growing back, and putting up with the stench of cigarettes and the imperious manner, I’d appreciate a little incentive or two.
Gamecock
Don’t know about you guys, but I’d love to let her . . . buy me a Purdey shotgun.
@ John Lewis christmas advert
She is Princess Haya Bint al-Hussein. I rate her ex-husband Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum highly for almost single handedly bringing British Flat horse racing into the modern era, and then doing likewise for international racing.
Greyhound racing by contrast has gone to the dogs.
Oblong
What’s the old saying – I don’t pay them to sleep with me, I pay them to go away (or, in this case, stay schtum)
BlokeInBrum
Mebbe put her in touch with James Stunt, could be a match made in heaven?
Mmmm… Difficult to assess without seeing the rack. And she does have a complete set of legs? But certainly 8/10
@Tim.. I’d say it’s a bonus for a Job Well Done..
Princesses have standards… 😉
Depends on the accent.
Can’t see how pointy her elbows are, 2/10
danger money.
personal protection guy now has to worry a lot more about protecting himself.
“A close pal told MailOnline: “Russell’s wife believed he was seduced by the money and gifts. She gave him lots of expensive gifts and made sure that he was always by her side.”
That’s a woman thinking. I mean, the gifts are nice, but you’ve got to be a pretty sad fucker if personalised number plates raises your interest in a woman rather than a pretty face and the suggestion of Ugandan negotiations.
Daphne : Oh, come on now, Dr Crane. It’s not like men have never used sex to get what they want.
Frasier : How can we possibly *use* sex to get what we want? Sex *is* what we want!
You’ll be calling her a bint next.
Tee hee – especially as that is part of her actual name.
Steve: Can’t see how pointy her elbows are, 2/10
For heaven’s sake, man, she’s a princess so you can take the pointy elbows as read.
I mean look, even a plastic parvenu princess has pointy elbows: see how deflated Californian Harry has become from all the little puncture wounds.
Will someone please tell me who this very attractive lady is?
Ok so maybe I could have scrolled down before posting .
May I suggest that from her point of view she was handing out small tokens of affection? That she regards a million over a couple of years as small change?
I could, if unmarried, even do it for free. But without the makeup, seeing the moustache and monobrow growing back, and putting up with the stench of cigarettes and the imperious manner, I’d appreciate a little incentive or two.
Don’t know about you guys, but I’d love to let her . . . buy me a Purdey shotgun.
One look at her husband and all becomes clear.
Alas, not all body parts may be to same high standard…
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8080223/How-Princess-Haya-ran-arms-British-ex-soldier-bodyguard.html
@ John Lewis christmas advert
She is Princess Haya Bint al-Hussein. I rate her ex-husband Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum highly for almost single handedly bringing British Flat horse racing into the modern era, and then doing likewise for international racing.
Greyhound racing by contrast has gone to the dogs.
What’s the old saying – I don’t pay them to sleep with me, I pay them to go away (or, in this case, stay schtum)
Mebbe put her in touch with James Stunt, could be a match made in heaven?
It’s a dirty rotten job, …