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Impeccably true stories

Today’s entry into the list of stories that simply are, without doubt, entirely true:

Mr Clinton, 74, has always insisted he has never set foot on the private island. A representative for the former president provided The Telegraph with a detailed account of Mr Clinton’s travel in January 2003, adding unequivocally: “President Clinton has never been to Little St. James island”.

A spokesperson for Mr Clinton has previously said his friendship with Epstein came to an end before the financier was convicted of soliciting a minor for sex in 2008.

Epstein hanged himself in 2019 while awaiting trial on further sex trafficking charges. Mr Clinton’s spokesperson insisted the former president knew nothing of Epstein’s “terrible crimes”.

5 thoughts on “Impeccably true stories”

  1. So Much For Subtlety

    Mr Clinton’s spokesperson insisted the former president knew nothing of Epstein’s “terrible crimes”.

    His defence is that he was just an incredibly bad judge of character? An interesting approach.

    QAnon is not looking like the least improbable explanation here.

  2. “President Clinton has never been to Little St. James island”

    Perhaps little St James Island came to him?

  3. “President Clinton has never been to Little St. James island”

    Perhaps he hasn’t. One could ask whether he has been to Great St. James island which is next door and also owned by Jeffrey “I certainly didn’t kill myself” Epstein.

    Former US President Slick Willy has form with that sort of evasionary omission.

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