Kinky

How The Archers does a sex scene: a plastic raincoat and two baking trays

Just trying to work out how you’d actually use such……ah, that’s on radio, isn’t it?

11 thoughts on “Kinky”

  1. There was an actual nude scene done on the radio.
    It was set in a massage room. To get the right sound the actor stripped off.
    Allegedly.
    I think it was Tony Slattery.

  2. The Archers? Are they doing it over the farm gate? In their wellies? Sound effects might be about right for that.

  3. The most erotic thing I heard on the radio was an ingenue presenter trying on a latex suit in a sex shop. I promise I’m not making this up. “Like this? Oh I see, yes, the talcum powder helps. I say, very snug, isn’t it?” Microphone held next to zip – ZZZZZZIIIIPPPP etc. I had to go and run my wrists under the cold tap.

  4. There was an unintentionally(?) funny moment on Strictly Results on Sunday. (I know, I know, stay with me for another sentence or two…) Craig Revel Horwood had been asked why he had given a score of 8 to one of the competitors 3 weeks in a row. What did the competitor have to do to get a higher score? CRH’s reply was, “There’s nothing I would like more than to get out my 9…” Boasting again, the naughty boy.

  5. Ah, the Telegraph have a Trumpian paywall around their site, so I didn’t bother following the link, and trying just now, the content is invisible behind 1990s-style begging popups.

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