We must acknowledge structural racism because:

She and I were meeting from our respective bedrooms in the now familiar, strange intimacy of a one-on-one Zoom meeting. She has developed a massive rash all over her boobs.

“It’s years of bullshit – racism, micro-aggressions,” she told me in a matter-of-fact tone. “I have never had any eczema before. My doctor said it’s erupted now because I’ve finally given myself permission to acknowledge the toxic stuff I’ve been putting up with during all these decades of my career.”

Well, that logic sure convinces me.

49 thoughts on “Scabby Tits”

  1. it’s erupted now because I’ve finally given myself permission to acknowledge the toxic stuff I’ve been putting up with

    Withdraw the permission.

  2. What shape these Marxist cunts would be in if they had to suffer any real oppression–say the kind dished out by socialist scum like herself–boggles the mind. Infect her with cancer and dump her in a Gulag as happened to Solzhenitsyn and she will have more to worry about than scabby tits.

    How lucky we have BlueMarxist scum as PM rather than someone who might purge vermin like her and her leftist pals. Economically at least.

  3. It was exhausting when institutions, white friends and co-workers refused to acknowledge the murder of George Floyd.

    A++ would murder again

  4. Black woman who “wields enormous power in the tv industry” finds their is structural racism designed by whites to stop black people wielding enormous power and gets a rash due to the stress. Yeah. And the EU is just about free trade, Biden has all his faculties and the local white street dweller benefits from oppression of blacks…. yeah.

  5. “My doctor said…”

    Really? Because when a family member had a similar problem many years ago, the doctor’s advice was “Wash and rinse your bra thoroughly and change it every day. Next!”

    It wasn’t a black doctor by any chance?

  6. Racism=global warming. It causes everything.

    Indeed, global warming causes racism and racism causes global warming; the ultimate death spiral.

  7. JuliaM – plate-lipped witchdoctors dancing around a fire with their arse hanging out are REAL doctors, bigot

  8. This was the year Boris Johnson’s government actively campaigned against anti-racism, appointing a race equality inquiry run by people who don’t believe in institutional racism. To this we can add having a minister of gender equality who doesn’t believe in feminism, and a children’s commissioner unable to condemn smacking children.

    It’s almost enough to give you hope.
    [checks man-boobs – rash free]

  9. “….She has developed a massive rash all over her boobs….”
    From this, can we assume that this Trollope was regularly displaying her boobs during these zoom conversations? I wonder if those was a joint display of sisterhood, “Look at my toys. They’re not as perky as yours, but then I don’t have red blotches over mine, as you can see.” To avoid accusations of sexism, can we also assume that male to male Guardian employees zoom conferences consist of dick pictures and mutual admiration?

  10. Penseivat- i would doubt it,,,but then the Zoom call was held in their “respective bedrooms”- err why?

  11. can we also assume that male to male Guardian employees zoom conferences consist of dick pictures and mutual admiration?

    Well, over the pond, New Yorker contributors have been known to knock one out during a Zoom conference, so I expect the male Graun writers to follow suit.

  12. Eczema is genetic, and related to asthma. You also tend to find that people with a peanut allergy also have the same problems. So, no, honey, you’ve always had eczema. You doc just wanted you to fuck off with what he thought would get you to leave.

    It’s genetic, but certain environmental conditions make it worse. There isn’t really a rise in asthma/eczema, it’s more that there’s a rise in wall-to-wall carpeting.

  13. Penseivat: ’… can we also assume that male to male Guardian employees zoom conferences consist of dick pictures and mutual admiration?’

    That’d require a very different sort of ‘zoom’, I suspect!

  14. If BIS were around, I imagine he would already be building a micro-aggression detector for testing people who need a spot of sick leave. Could be a money spinner. Somehow, I suspect he might be a world authority on detecting micro aggressions

  15. “BlueMarxist scum as PM”

    Yet, Ecksy, he’s delivered Brexit. Despite you ranting that he would extend the transition period, opt for BRINO, etc, spittle-flecked etc.

    BoJo is a liberal Conservative. Not my ideal PM, but better than treasonous May or Cameron.

  16. BoJo is a liberal Conservative.

    The same Boris who was wanking on in the Telegraph this week about how great the State is? Who destroyed hard won liberties at a stroke, without bothering Parliament? Who’s spent £250 billion trying to cover up in the ineptitude of the NHS? Who is planning to spunk even more borrowed money on New Labour-style ‘investment’? Who is determined to impoverish us with ill-conceived green virtue-signalling? Who wants to ‘build back better’? Who’d be rimming Fascist China given half a chance?

    He’s a Tony Blair impersonator with a Brexit hat on.

  17. Boris delivered Brexit because he had to. He had no alternative. He’d decided to campaign for it, accidentally won, and then got to be PM (and won an election) based purely on promising to deliver it. He knew if he backslid one jot Farage was waiting in the wings to hoover up all the Tory voters who had voted Tory only because of Brexit. Which would scupper his chances of winning any election ever again. So it was pure self interest – deliver Brexit, get re-elected, don’t deliver it, be chucked out on his ear. Principles never came into it.

    Covid on the other hand has shown Boris is no Conservative. His every move has been to fellate Big State, and crush the rights of the individual.

  18. “but better than treasonous May or Cameron”

    Wow – never heard you say that before..:)

    “Covid on the other hand has shown Boris is no Conservative. His every move has been to fellate Big State, and crush the rights of the individual.”

    Dellers nails it here:

    https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2020/12/29/2020-the-year-boris-johnson-was-totally-ing-useless/

    https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2021/01/01/fury-as-bojo-tweets-praise-for-the-great-reset/

    Theo, I was with you on Boris, 12 months ago. Now? Who knows…

  19. Left-wing identity politics breeds paranoia. It teaches anybody who is not a straight white male to see themselves as oppressed. It tells them that men oppress women, straights oppress gays/bi/trans, and whites oppress non-whites. So, if you are not part of the male/het/cis/white patriarchy then you are constantly surrounded by enemies who hate you and want to destroy you.

    Now imagine what it would be like to internalise that worldview. You would feel like you were living under constant siege, threatened with total destruction at any moment. So of course you would develop psychosomatic stress symptoms like a sudden rash of eczema, and you would interpret anything your doctor said in purely ideological terms.

    The Guardian article is aimed at leftists but it inadvertently demonstrates why their identity politics is evil by showing what it does to its own adherents.

  20. So Much For Subtlety

    Theophrastus January 2, 2021 at 8:13 pm – “Yet, Ecksy, he’s delivered Brexit.”

    Has he? He may have. It is a long agreement. We will have to see the details. The Europeans are taking it suspiciously well. But let’s agree that he has. Good. That was his one function and the only reason to support him. Now it is gone.

    What other conservative policies does he have?

    “BoJo is a liberal Conservative. Not my ideal PM, but better than treasonous May or Cameron.”

    Anyone is better than May who was, obviously, treasonous. Trying to keep us in Europe. But I think you do Cameron a disservice. Yes he was not a Conservative by any stretch of the imagination. He was a Blairite. But he was open and honest. He openly wanted to stay in Europe. He honestly decided that he could not take the UK out. He resigned. Then May worked hard to undermine Brexit. Cameron did the decent thing.

    Boris is not a Conservative. He is a Lib Dem who for some reason did not like Brussels and used Brexit as his means to power. It was his British Banger.

    Now he should go. To hell or Connaught. Don’t care. As long as it is far away and out of the limelight.

  21. “The Patriarchy gave my tits eczema!”

    Throw in some white, bearded men simpering over cupcakes and this would be the most Guardian article ever!

  22. Boris is not a Conservative. He is a Lib Dem who for some reason did not like Brussels and used Brexit as his means to power.

    Boris is simply an ambitious man. He’s neither a Tory nor LibDem. He sees policy as something serves his own ends. If he thinks it’s good for Boris, he’ll go with it. As long as what’s good for Boris coincides with what’s good for the country…

  23. It really pisses me off when Africans, Asians or Jews move to Britain, entirely of their own free will, and then start demanding that the British change their laws, their customs, their institutions and have their freedoms curtailed to better suit Africans, Asians and Jews.

    Pure arrogance and entitlement.

    @ Flubber:

    ” So a chip for each shoulder.”

    And such small portions!

  24. So Much For Subtlety

    bloke in spain January 3, 2021 at 9:58 am – “Boris is simply an ambitious man. …. If he thinks it’s good for Boris, he’ll go with it.”

    This is a very fashionable sort of cynicism but I think it is wrong when applied to Boris. Blair? Sure. But I think Boris believes things. That the Empire was a good thing for instance. He can’t say so but I think he does. That is close to Tory. I think there is no chance he does not believe in higher immigration being a good thing and that more Gay Rights are perfectly justified. I don’t think he is faking his support for the Fruit and Nut(less) community.

    He is socially liberal. He is not faking it. He really is. It helps him justify shagging anything that moves of course but I am not going to sit in judgement on that.

  25. So what I can get from this is that the entire problem of white oppression in the UK could be fixed with a dab of hydrocortizine ointment from Boots the Chemist.

  26. ” How about Poles, Swedes or Canadians, Jonathan?”

    Hadn’t honestly noticed them demanding that Britain be changed to accommodate them.

    When they do, get back to me….

  27. Scabby tits are caused by the green lobby.

    We’ve long been brainwashed into washing all our clothes at 30°C (or lower) . It uses less energy and is therefore both better for the environment and saves money. But if you want clean clothes, you need to kill off all the dust mites, bacteria, and other nasties living in your clothes. (Dead skin cells make for a nutritious meal.) All clothing which has direct skin contact – socks, underwear, vests, and bras – should be washed at 60°C or higher.

  28. Hadn’t honestly noticed them demanding that Britain be changed to accommodate them.

    Visit Boston or Spalding to see how the Poles (and other Eastern Europeans) changed Britain without even bothering to make demands. No surprise those two zones got the biggest and second biggest Brexit votes.

    Have to say I really fancy Afua Hirsch. It’s a tragedy how she was so badly influenced by the British establishment. I hope she wakes up and demands they change from their course of destroying the country.

  29. “…see how the Poles (and other Eastern Europeans) changed Britain without even bothering to make demands.”

    Poles, though they are fellow Europeans, can certainly have a negative impact if too many settle in a small area. Has the whole of Britain had to change to suit them though? No.

    The thing is, Brits have never been allowed a vote on immigration, so I think many took the referendum as a chance to vote against it in general. The fact that only EU citizens would be affected by it was rather besides the point; they simply wanted to show their disapproval of all immigration – just my opinion.

  30. “The fact that only EU citizens would be affected by it was rather besides the point; they simply wanted to show their disapproval of all immigration – just my opinion.”

    It was interesting that a vox pop the BBC did somewhere in the Midlands on the new Brexit ‘deal’ produced a number of people whose first issue with it was that it didn’t do anything about immigration, and that wasn’t Poles and Latvians that they were talking about either.

  31. @ Andrew M
    Yes, to a point. Eczema is also worsened by using “Ariel” and other biological washing powders: these are employed to remove stains without boiling, so the green lobby is partly responsible but only partly because their use is led more by the “persil washes whiter” wish than the “save the planet” wish.

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