Heating Arctic may be to blame for snowstorms in Texas, scientists argue
Tomorrow, declining erectile function in men blamed on dicks going limp in the heat.
Heating Arctic may be to blame for snowstorms in Texas, scientists argue
Tomorrow, declining erectile function in men blamed on dicks going limp in the heat.
The good thing about blaming it on the Arctic is that there are no thermometers there so nobody really knows anything. That’s climate science for you
So, they’re saying “It’s colder, because it’s warmer”.
If you didn’t know Warble Gloaming was bollocks before, it’s pretty obvious now.
‘declining erectile function in men blamed on dicks going limp in the heat.’
Thanks Tim. I wondered what was causing it!!
Broke: 80’s televangelists claiming AIDS is God’s divine wrath on bummers
Woke: 20’s scientists claiming cold weather is Gaia’s divine wrath on Texians
“The good thing about blaming it on the Arctic is that there are no thermometers there so nobody really knows anything.”
The ice persistently refusing to melt is a bit of a clue. The arctic has been predicted to be ice free in five years time since the 1990s.
A big clue that climate alarmism is nonsense is that these predictions, and there have been hundreds, never come true. Science is very good at predicting things normally, but you do have to do it properly for it to work.
@JG: So, they’re saying “It’s colder, because it’s warmer”.
Aye, but it’s cooling so fast, the ice is still warm…..H/T The Good Doctor
We’re at stage 5 of Langmuir’s laws of bad science, so beloved of John Brignell.
5. Criticisms are met by ad hoc excuses thought up on the spur of the moment.
Ahhh yes trying to think how often I’ve heard about melting ice making northern shipping routes feasible year round.
Did read something awhile back that the Inuit spread from west to east was due to melting ice allowing a greater range for whales which they hunted, until the little ice age came along that is.
Here’s Peter Gabriel and Robert Fripp predicting the coming ice age back in 1979.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weSQcz-UyDM
And in related news:
Its not like fucking cold temperatures are unknown in that part of the world.
And that will have reduced the life of the batteries as well. I’ll bet the didn’t include that in their cost benefit analysis.
Ahhhhhhhhaahhhaaa, the use of the ad hoc hypothesis to preserve your cherished theory!
What fun.
Running a (plug-in hybrid) eV myself, I’ve observed the range fall during the recent spell of chilly weather in the UK (chilly = day temperatures below 0°C). It’s not just the need to demist and heat the vehicle, greater use of headlamps etc during winter that hits electric range, it’s the fundamental physics of the batteries. Tesla try to get round this by heating their batteries in very cold temperatures, but guess where the energy to do so comes from?