Makes nightclubs easier perhaps

The Danes have kindly produced a consent app for citizens who may wish to have sex with one another.

The app allows “permission for one intercourse, valid for 24 hours”, but adds that it can be “withdrawn at any time”. Well, indeed. Very swiftly, I would suggest, having met some Danes.

And so we await the court case where one participant claims she was drunk when she tapped the button on the phone, thus rendering the consent meaningless.

Proffer the phone, with the open app, around the room until there is a yea. Akin to the older technique of simply asking random strangers “Hi, fancy a fuck?”

According to those who have tried it this produces a lot of slaps and yet a constant stream of slap and tickle.

12 thoughts on “Makes nightclubs easier perhaps”

  1. I might have mentioned it here before but there was an old Spitting Image sketch along these lines, a couple in bed decide to ‘take precautions’, and their lawyers pop out with the necessary paperwork. Sadly it doesn’t seem to be on YouTube.

    Once again yesterdays satire is today’s sad reality

  2. So Much For Subtlety

    Chris February 7, 2021 at 11:56 am – “Making one intercourse last 24 hours is pretty impressive.”

    23 hours, 57 minutes and 30 seconds of buying dinner, drinks and a lot of begging?

  3. Bloke in China (Germany province)

    Does that approach get you slaps from the slappers, or slap and tickle from the slappers?

    I think we should be told.

  4. And so we await the court case where one participant claims she was drunk when she tapped the button on the phone, thus rendering the consent meaningless.

    Well yes, it is designed so the contract applies to only one of the party. Who ever thought it would be any different?

  5. A good 1000 years ago, a poor monk exclaimed: “Who will rid us if the Danes?!”

    Fancy them doing it to themselves nowadays…

  6. Jim: I knew Fry was rather keen on man love but Fry?

    Grikath: no such luck, we’re not going away

    Chris: well, yes. We Danes are like that. Bow to your lords and masters.

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