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Academics at an Australian university, it was reported this week, not only endorse the term “chestfeeding” – they recommend alternatives to “mother” and “father”, too. The proposals appear in Australia National University’s Gender Institute Handbook. Instead of “mother”, the authors suggest “gestational parent” – and instead of “father”, they suggest “non-birthing parent”.

Their joy at trying to change the words means they’ve missed the obvious point. That the distinction between “gestational parent” and “non-birthing parent” is the same distinction as between mother and fact – indeed, as between male and female.

Which doesn’t achieve what they’re hoping to achieve, does it?

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Boganboy
Boganboy
4 years ago

I suppose it’s amusing to annoy people by continually changing the words used to describe things.

As someone whose hair is white, I find it just a nuisance. Indeed I still consider it to be 2021 AD.

Andrew C
Andrew C
4 years ago

All very well covered in ‘Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo’

‘Man-whore’

‘I prefer to be called a male madam. Wait, that didn’t come out right.’

‘don’t make me he-bitch man-slap you’

‘man-gina’

jgh
jgh
4 years ago

You can’t feed with a chest, you need breast tissue to lactate. Yes, either sex can have breast tissue, and with the correct hormones any breast tissue can lactate, but the fundamental biological fact is that is it *BREASTS* that lactate, not chests.

Roué le Jour
Roué le Jour
4 years ago

Those whom the gods wish to destroy, etc.

rhoda klapp
rhoda klapp
4 years ago

“Which doesn’t achieve what they’re hoping to achieve, does it?”

Unless the sole intent is to control the speech you are allowed to use. In which case we will see how it turns out, but it has always worked before.

Starfish
Starfish
4 years ago

Newspeak project going well then

Doubleplusgood!

The Meissen Bison
The Meissen Bison
4 years ago

Instead of “mother”, the authors suggest “gestational parent” – and instead of “father”, they suggest “non-birthing parent”.

Well yes, moronic.

To begin with why a “non-birthing parent” without a “birthing parent” or a “gestational parent” without a “non-gestational parent”? There’s no internal logic within this semantic fantasy.

How would a child introduce a parent to a third party? “This is Mx Bison, my non-birthing parent”. How does a parent refer to a son or daughter?

And what word should be used for the white meat on a roast chicken?

So Much For Subtlety
So Much For Subtlety
4 years ago

It was an Australian university – Sydney I think – that banned all mention of human evolution or “out of Africa” as a theory.

Because it upset the Natives. It seems you have to say they evolved in Australia. Separately. Not many of those at Sydney University I would think. Except perhaps sleeping it off on the grass. But I digress.

Apparently Creationism, Separate Creationism in this case, is acceptable when it is for politically correct purposes.

jgh
jgh
4 years ago

“non-birthing parent” has a pre-existing meaning for when the mother’s egg is implanted in somebody else’s womb. Using it to also refer to the sperm provider mixes different things into the same words. And what about the non-parental sperm provider? Technology marches on, but we already have perfectly cromulent words for these concepts.

Steve
Steve
4 years ago

Because it upset the Natives. It seems you have to say they evolved in Australia. Separately.

I agree with Edward VIII on this.

Rob
Rob
4 years ago

Are these vile fascists suggesting that men cannot gestate?

Harry Powell
Harry Powell
4 years ago

The point is to get people jumping through their hoops, and punishing those who refuse.

PJF
PJF
4 years ago

Their joy at trying to change the words means they’ve missed the obvious point.

You’ve missed the obvious point that they’ve already got you thinking past the sale.

asiaseen
asiaseen
4 years ago

“Which doesn’t achieve what they’re hoping to achieve, does it?”
Well, it does up the word count…follow the money

Dr Evil
Dr Evil
4 years ago

So much utter bollocks. So little thinking.

MrVeryAngry
4 years ago

Seems to be a desperate combination of Nineteen Eighty-Four Newspeak and Brave New World where the terms mother and father become unsayable expletives.

qeporjwer
qeporjwer
4 years ago

This parrot…

– Is resting
– Is stunned
– Is tired and shagged out following a prolonged sqwark
– Is pining for the fjords

Completely makes up for the lack of movement and progression of decay.

johnnybonk
johnnybonk
4 years ago

@Starfish
Depends on your point of view, some would consider it
doubleplusungood.

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