Lilibet Diana?

The old boy had it right. Thespians are for stepping out, not marrying.

13 thoughts on “Lilibet Diana?”

  1. Officially naming children with nicknames/short names is chavvy.

    Particularly as its the childhood nickname of HMQ.

    I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s another calculated insult, designed to keep Harry estranged from the rest of the family.

  2. Meghan (who I absolutely would shag, while wearing a fake moustache to facilitate my subsequent exfiltration) is apparently Black™. Think she might have mentioned this once.

    So why didn’t she give the child a traditional African name, such as Uhura, Sinitta, or Trisha?

  3. Agree with Otto and Steve – these names are not gender neutral and are absolutely dripping with white colonial and elite privilege given their cultural associations and Royal Family provenance.

    Maybe Georgie Floyd instead?

  4. We of a certain age remember Frank and Fanny Farkel with their offspring Mark and Sparkle Farkel, Simon and Garfarkel. On occasions another child, Darkle Farkel, played by the lovely Chelsea Brown, was added to the litter.

    I always liked the name Darkle.

    P.s. That Ferd Burfel!

  5. Nicely played, but it would have been even better if it could have incorporated an apostrophe. Lilibet Di’ana Dodi Hewitt Mountbatten-Windsor would be nice.

  6. Meghan (who I absolutely would shag, while wearing a fake moustache to facilitate my subsequent exfiltration)

    Spelunking gear would probably be more useful. She is an actress after all.

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